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What have you done in the real world that MN disapproves of?

528 replies

Nourishinghandcream · 10/04/2026 13:56

As per the title.... what have you done in the real word that would have Mumsnetter's frothing at the mouth?

I will start.
Someone reversed into my (parked) car and we sorted it out ourselves (without informing insurance!😲) with them paying us to get it fixed (which has now been done).
Gosh..... aren't we naughty!🤣🤣🤣🤣

OP posts:
91millionstolencarz · 10/04/2026 18:50

Lick the yogurt lid

EVERY SINGLE TIME

Bloodyscarymary · 10/04/2026 18:51

Lots of drugs 😛😛😛

ohyesido · 10/04/2026 18:52

Answered the door to an unknown caller

Arlanymor · 10/04/2026 18:52

I'm on Mumsnet without actually being a Mum! Stone me now...

BebbanburgIsMine · 10/04/2026 18:55

Topsytiger · 10/04/2026 16:41

Oh god, I once worked at an ultra HNWI's property in central London and had to sign an NDA/instruction sheet in the security hut before entering the property. It included the rule I couldn't sit on anything (including the floor) and that I could use the toilet used by the kitchen staff but for urination purposes only. Security had to accompany me and stand outside. At their other property they provided a permanent single portaloo behind the bins for non-household staff.

What is a HNWI please?

Sounds awful!

Miyagi99 · 10/04/2026 18:56

Ihateboris · 10/04/2026 18:02

I wear very high heels

You hussy, keep away from those husbands.

NovemberMorn · 10/04/2026 18:56

Arlanymor · 10/04/2026 18:52

I'm on Mumsnet without actually being a Mum! Stone me now...

I am a nan, but I don't want to go on Gransnet....we are rebels.😎

godmum56 · 10/04/2026 18:56

Arlanymor · 10/04/2026 18:52

I'm on Mumsnet without actually being a Mum! Stone me now...

me too

mondaytosunday · 10/04/2026 18:56

I not only had my babies sleep in their own rooms from the first night home but the nursery was actually on a different floor! Still exclusively breastfed them and they are now healthy 20 and 22 years old.

Meetmeunderthemoonlight · 10/04/2026 18:57

Make noise during sex 🤷‍♀️

Arlanymor · 10/04/2026 18:58

NovemberMorn · 10/04/2026 18:56

I am a nan, but I don't want to go on Gransnet....we are rebels.😎

Hell yes! 😎

EvangelicalAboutButteredToast · 10/04/2026 19:00

Good thread. I’ve refused to be civil to local people who have been unreasonable. When my neighbour hammered on my door and dismantled and threw my fence panel in fury i didn’t acquiesce to keep the peace. I rang the police on the stupid bitch.

Miyagi99 · 10/04/2026 19:02

mondaytosunday · 10/04/2026 18:56

I not only had my babies sleep in their own rooms from the first night home but the nursery was actually on a different floor! Still exclusively breastfed them and they are now healthy 20 and 22 years old.

😂

ByNimbleGreenFinch · 10/04/2026 19:06

Let my kids eat sugar. Oh and never co slept with any of my kids!

Myblueclematis · 10/04/2026 19:06

What is a HNWI please?

I think it's High Net Worth Individuals. In other words, very rich people.

XenoBitch · 10/04/2026 19:08

I let my dog sleep in my bed.

EdwinsActsOfKindness · 10/04/2026 19:10

Roasted a chicken for the family and we ate it all in just one meal.

Didn’t even make soup with the bones.

Blueonblacktan · 10/04/2026 19:15

Arlanymor · 10/04/2026 18:52

I'm on Mumsnet without actually being a Mum! Stone me now...

Sorry to break it to you, but no one gives a shit. They really don’t. It’s a site to discuss everything and anything. The list of topics should have surely given you a clue to that.

emmetgirl · 10/04/2026 19:16

Lay on my bed in outdoor clothes. I’m disgusting I expect

Lucyweeks · 10/04/2026 19:20

I wear Dunlop boots and not Hunter.

Topsytiger · 10/04/2026 19:23

BebbanburgIsMine · 10/04/2026 18:55

What is a HNWI please?

Sounds awful!

High Net Worth Individual. This one was Ultra. Whatever upside being so extraordinarily wealthy may bring their life was so weird and restricted and bogged down with security it looked very unappealing.

Babyputyourpantson · 10/04/2026 19:26

Put both my kids in CofE schools as I dont want them to be the minority race at school.

IamChipmunk · 10/04/2026 19:27

Drink prosecco most Saturday nights while my kids are in the house.
Have feature walls.
Have twigs that light up in a vase as a decoration at Xmas.

Riapia · 10/04/2026 19:29

Slept with people that I never knew the names of, don’t regret any of them, so there.

NovemberMorn · 10/04/2026 19:31

Babyputyourpantson · 10/04/2026 19:26

Put both my kids in CofE schools as I dont want them to be the minority race at school.

The C of E school my son attended now has more Asian kids than English kids.

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