What have you done in the real world that MN disapproves of?

[Nourishinghandcream]

As per the title.... what have you done in the real word that would have Mumsnetter's frothing at the mouth?

I will start.
Someone reversed into my (parked) car and we sorted it out ourselves (without informing insurance!😲) with them paying us to get it fixed (which has now been done).
Gosh..... aren't we naughty!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nothing.

I can't accurately compare myself to everyone on the site but unlike (almost) everyone on this thread, I AM "just like the other girls", and can't be bothered to muster up the internalised misogyny to insist otherwise.

Eat carbs several times a day
Use my ensuite bathroom for all bodily functions a toilet is designed for
Speak to my neighbours
Socialise with work colleagues
Find school WhatsApp groups useful

I had a relationship with someone more than 6 months older than me. Also had a relationship with someone more than 6 months YOUNGER than me .
A cardinal sin on MN 🤣

I'm not remotely surprised that someone that did or still does breed XL bullies was also happy to drive illegally. If you or I were to visualise this person, I think we can probably guess what they look like!! 😅

Had kids before I married their dad. Changed my name after marriage.
Loved my MiL.

I don’t understand why she didn’t just steal her own dress?

I wear very high heels

Same! Apparently I'll never ever be fulfilled in life 🙃

You will if you have a cat.

I’m enraged by people on Vinted who insist on measurements for cheap stuff, just ignore them!

I have two dogs..I feel very loved and very fulfilled.

I have crisp and the online world to surf without binging interrupted, im very fulfilled.
Rather have a cat or dog than any child or man.

You sound like me. I chat to everyone !

Toilet brushes in every loo.
McDonalds once a week, every week.
In receipt of Carers Allowance.
Not working, living off husbands salary.
I like Cockapoos.

In those days there could have been random bag searches as staff left.

I don't mind if the supermarket cashier passes a few remarks to me when I'm putting my shopping through and I also chat to anyone in the queue if someone speaks to me.

I am also never offended if I am referred to as a lady.

Amen to that 😆

But you are working, you spend a minimum of 35 hours a week actively working to care for someone. I don't think I have ever heard anyone here have a problem with carers allowance, because it is very different from other benefits that they like to moan about.

DH and I never lived together before we married. ( Would have been severely frowned upon in those days in our area.)

We called our DD a name which is considered dreadful on Mnet. (DD was born years prior to Mnet existing and everyone in our world seems to think DD's name is gorgeous.)

DH and I have always had separate finances. (Joint accounts weren't a thing back in the 70's but I have total access to DH's accounts and he to mine. Still works great for us after 47 years 😁)

I'm quite partial to UPF and can't be bothered with salads of any size.

I had a salad last night with some very stinky brie.

Put my bra on before my knickers IYKYK

I hope it was a 'massive' salad.....😂

In fairness it’s not the LGB part many of us have an issue with!

I am on UC.
I have a toilet brush.
I don't change my bedding daily.