Bored of Peace? Let's Mambo! - Trump Thread #158

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Cuba - the appetiser to Greenland?

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5501326-war-huh-good-god-what-is-it-good-for-absolutely-nothing-trump-thread-157

I admit, I am watching the Republican senators and Congressmen (and women) with horrified disgust. There appears to be nothing that they won't support this administration doing.
Rape? Sure!
Pedophilia? You can't prove it.
Mass corruption? That's cool.
Tax dodging? It's a moral obligation.
Murder? They asked for it.
World War 3? All of the above.

I would love to think this will scupper their chances of re-election and it says a lot about the American public that I am unsure it will. That's why the rest of NATO is turning away. Even if Trump dies tomorrow, the party and voters that inflicted him on us still exist.

The Naked Week Dire Straits spoof

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2016633192617756

The person in question has said he could shoot someone dead in the middle of New York and not be prosecuted. Anybody; and take your pick, Mr President!

The tanker Anatoly Kolodkin, carrying 750,000 barrels of Russian crude, appears to be heading toward Cuba, maritime analysts say.
^^
The Trump administration has threatened to punish countries that deliver fuel to the struggling island.
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And here we have the makings of a Cuban Missile Oil Shipment Crisis. Do we think Scrotus is going to send US Navy Destroyers and Aircraft Carriers to blockade Cuba like JFK did in '62?

Answer: No. Scrotus won't do it because he won't want to upset his butt-buddy Putin. Kennedy did it because he didn't give a shit if he upset Khrushchev.

Rubio wants Cuba.

His family is from there.

He is one of the radical;ized, anti Cuban everything.

I personally think they want to a massive land garb.

Like that scene in the Godfather where they have Cuba on a cake, divided inures that Family will control.

Life imitates art!

Trump Havana?
He'll probably set up some tax exempt paedo protector paradise there.
I hope he chokes on his alcohol-free diet Cuba Libre.

I think I am giving up reading the news for the moment as clearly the end of the world is nigh and I don’t want to watch it arrive. So I will probably just post when I find something vaguely amusing, unless a miracle happens. (I don’t believe in miracles. Sounds like a good song title.)

Where is the Qatari plane now? Did they just fly it into Andrews and dump it there, like a steaming 💩 that nobody will touch until it's been rolled in glitter? 😾

Last news I saw it is being converted. A billion bucks was estimated.

They should convert it into a gilded lunatic asylum and incarcerate him in it, and his mates Pootin and Nets.

A tomb to place in his ball room mausoleum?

They already have padded zero G planes, so should be cheap enough to swap stuff out.

After all, there won't be enough fuel soon for superfluous zero G flights.

And...... TACO Don has done a TACO.

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Can’t say I’m that disappointed in this specific TACO.

How many wars is that he has ended now?

What a fantastic person (is what MAGA will say).

What would he gave to give iran to open tje Straits? Also, can't see BiBi stopping yet

Maybe he promised them Havana cigars ?

God, for the days that joke wouldn't make sense 😣

It's a welcomed taco

I suspect this will be like the Greenland deal. That one that he announced with no details, and nobody else had heard of it.

I'm a little less upbeat.

Irrespective of the reality of the situation, there isn't really much more headroom before Trump get's the idea that a "little" nuke into Tehran is the projection of power he feel appropriate.

Whether there is anyone left to stop him, is doubtful.

Oh,also, would love to know how many people close to Trump are beating the market at the moment...due to their skill and brilliance, obviously

That post doesn’t quite read like usual Trump.
Can’t put my finger on it but it doesn’t.

It doesn’t have any superlatives in it. The bigliest, bestest POTUS of ALL TIME never leaves those out 🤔