I will never set foot at my hairdresser’s again

[FlakyWasp]

NC for this. In my defense, I have two young children and sleep deprived!

I haven’t been to the hairdresser in a while, so I thought I’d treat myself this week and freshen up a little.

I went in and asked for a “cut and blowjob”.

I can never go back, can I?

I was ordering balloons (by text) for DDs party years ago and I had the option of Ariel or Snow White

I don’t know if it was autocorrect or my bad typing but I told her “I’ll take the Snow Whores please”

Some years ago I asked my father is he had heard any update about Jill Dildo (Dando)

This killed me off 😂😭

Did you get it??

Mine says people say blowjob for blowdry all the time, including hairdressers at the salon, to the point where it’s mentioned jokily in training.

What a legend. You probably made their day. My hairdressers would bloody love this 😂

I once asked for a 'blunt c**t'. Luckily my lovely hairdresser knew me well and after my horrified apology, we got the giggles. The salon will not give it a second thought 😄

I emailed my male boss (who was v old school and austere) at work to tell him I was “pretty busty” today instead of busy. I also signed off emails to him with love you and 3 kisses several times. He never mentioned any of it and nor did I.

Bumping this, it's great!