A hill you will die on.

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Mine is amongst others that carbonara should only ever be made with long pasta, none of your penne, or fusili nonsense.

Mine - amongst others - is that mint and chocolate do not belong together, it is absolutely vile, and is has 100% the same effect as when we were kids, brushed our teeth and then snuck a cheeky bite of a chocolate in, still.

Completely agree! An after eight? Why don’t I just smear some toothpaste between two bits of dairy milk instead

No no no. Mint is great it's fucking orange and chocolate that's an abomination 🤨

Christmas cake and cheese do not belong together.

Well, I have a few, but if we're going with the less weighty ones, coffee should never be made with sugar.

Chicken Korma is the most pointless dish ever invented.

Also that sliders and socks look good on precisely no-one. Oh and crocs are fucking horrible too

It's a fucking paninO.

It's eSpresso.

And Italian food doesn't need any 'new takes' or 'fusion'. Just invent new food if you want it.

Full on agree. If you don't like the taste of coffee then don't drink it 🤷

Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

If we're talking about food, real, home made wholemeal bread. I'd far rather get up a little earlier and make decent wholemeal bread with yeast, and a crust, than eat the flabby sour blotting paper that passses for bread in most supermarkets. My son has grown up eating the real thing.

And if we're talking wider life, women have two X chromosomes. Those with XY chromosomes are not women.

Christmas cake must have cheese with it

However pepperoni on pizza is an abomination as are cheeseburgers or anything else that involves meat and melted cheese.

Leggings are not trousers, and shouldn't be worn with anything shorter than hip length, whatever size you are.

Christmas cake and cheese are a match made in heaven.

A UK-based holiday is NOT a stay-cation. It is a UK-based holiday. A stay-cation involves staying at home and sleeping in your own bed, having days out exploring your local area.

Chocolate and fruit do not go together 😫

Definitely a hill I'd die on. Men can't be women no matter what they do to try and make it so

Yes, I actually love you for this alone.

Your aunts and uncles are your blood relatives. Their partners are not your aunts or uncles

Soup from a bowl should always be eaten with a soup spoon.

Burgers do not belong in brioche.

What would you call them if not "aunt" and "uncle" though?

DD calls DH's sister's husband "Uncle ". Should she be calling him "Auntie 's husband" instead?

Definitely. No structure and far too sweet.

Also on the hill with you.
Men are men are men, even if they wear a dress.

Even worse than that, your parents' friends. You're not related!