A hill you will die on.

[GreenEyesIsBack]

Mine is amongst others that carbonara should only ever be made with long pasta, none of your penne, or fusili nonsense.

Pulled pork is disgusting.
Salted caramel is completely unnecessary and ought to be stopped.
Joining you all on the crowded hill.

Pizza is better with pineapple.

Crisps must be made of potatoes. Doritos and any other maize snacks are not crisps, they are vile. Pringles are also not crisps.

I haven't read the full thread, so apols if this has already been posted...

Easter is better than Christmas. You get all the Christmas benefits (good food, great family time etc) with far less of the Christmas stress and usually with nicer overall weather.

Um… so every weekend is a staycation? Makes zero sense. A staycation is holidaying in your own country.

It is literally both ideas…

staycation
/steɪˈkeɪʃn/

INFORMAL
noun
a holiday spent in one's home country rather than abroad, or one spent at home and involving day trips to local attractions.
verb
take a holiday in one's home country rather than abroad, or at home with day trips to local attractions.

Inspired by a recent thread, my hills:

A heterosexual woman not being sexually attracted to a non-heterosexual man is not “bi-phobic”.

The notion that all heterosexual women are actually “slightly bisexual” is a crock of shite.

Another one:

Women giving birth in their 40s is not some modern phenomenon or “trend”, it’s been happening for millennia.

Well, I want skiing last week and my arse (and other body parts) did indeed circumnavigate my tits! If it went over my 'tip' (surely head would be 'top' and toes would be 'tip'!!) I would simply be performing a rolypoly?! I don’t care who wrote what in whose book!

In fact, if I'm being extra pedantic it's actually 'arse
'ovva tit' because I'm from Barnsley and our accent/ dialect is Godly....

Word play is not a selling point when in comes to food: sheese, shicken and oggs sound like they belong in a Roald Dahl story rather than on my plate. And why are the brands talking to us like children? Rather than articulating that the product if free from poultry or dairy they tell us its "no cluck", or "no moo" like we're idiots.

Green Oggs and No Oink Oink anyone?

No no, the tip of something is at the top! Like the tip of the iceberg!

The saying recalls a somersault, as in a comically bad fall. In a somersault, your arse does go right over your tip.

I REALLY doubt that your arse swung around your tits! Although, remembering my skiing holidays of long ago, hmm...maybe they did.

The fall was so bad it swung not just around my tits but also other peoples tits too!

Do you walk on your toptoes, or tiptoes?!

haha - sorry but subjects of this importance deserve the debate! 🤣

I hate a lot of the language that has emerged in recent years. Why does everything need to be abbreviated? When did episodes become eps, why does music drop. Why do people miss the letter T out of words - it's water for gods sake.

🤭🤭🤭 Sounds as if it was a truly spectacular fall! How many people did you take down? Hope you weren't injured? Where did you go? I've been suddenly missing skiing.

Excellent point about tiptoes!

But I think it's because you're walking on the ends of your toes, not because they're on the tip of you! However, toes are horizontal, so they are neutral as far as the tip/top debate goes!

People who say they have a new puppy. A cavapoochonshitzulabrador X its a MONGEREL you’ve paid £££ for.

We went to Slovenia! Not been skiing for some time but, common sense left me in the cold winter air and I decided to immediately go down a red run. It will come as no surprise to learn that I did not make it to the bottom of the slope! I have hurt my knee and also my pride! Luckily, no one else was injured!

Agree with the Salted bloody caramel...its everywhere!

And yes, am absolutely joining 1 and all on the XX/XY Hill. 🙄😑

Unless it’s Wensleydale. If you’ve not had Christmas cake with Wensleydale you haven’t lived.

I kind of understand your point but I’ve ordered chicken korma for the last fifty years because I like it.

You cannot change your sex.
Sex not ‘gender’ should be the word used in all legal, educational and official documentation.
Raw onions are an abomination and ruin everything.

Sex not gender.

Regarding the correct Italian pronunciations for various coffee based drinks, you’d look like a pretentious dick if you want into Costa and ordered a drink with an Italian accent.

Then why didn't they have their dog spayed?

Oh I love Slovenia!

Red runs are STEEP!

Glad you're not too badly hurt!

Latte, "a" like the "a" in cat. Does that sound pretentious? I can't see that. 🤔
However, the poster insisting on pronouncing chorizo as choritho like one would in Spain, if Spanish, makes me laugh because it would be utterly hysterical to witness. 😂
(I'm laughing to myself just imagining it.)

eta: sorry to be the last post and not give
you a chance to reply!