Funny car registration plates

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I will preface this by saying yes, I have the sense of humour of a 9 yr old.

I saw the car reg XXXX VAJ yesterday and it made me laugh.
When I was buying my car, I had a choice of several, one of the plates was
XXXX UGE to which I said no thank you.

Have you had, or seen any funny ones? (These are random ones, obviously not personalised... I think...)

2 that I remember seeing locally are: Pxxx ERV and BJxx xOB. Lots of others that I see as words, but those 2 are the number plates I would refuse.

I saw one something like this:
AR66 GHH
It still makes me giggle.

I saw one N1MPH0

She was about 80 and had a face like a bag of spanners

There was (probably still is) a P00 2 TAX owned by a local accountant.

when I was a kid some neighbours had MOO 5

and our local farm shop has plates on its vans ending HEN, PIG and COW, with the appropriate animal depicted on the sides

I once saw one COD 4 T which made me smile
i was behind one today P155 PAY junior Dr?

There’s a FUD near me. Can’t imagine driving about in a fud 🤣

I’m in Glasgow and there’s a W33 GIE or similar driving about, I enjoy it more than I want to admit

I spotted this in the local Lidl car park a couple of years ago 😂

My car at the mo I bought with BJxxEPC, I didn't notice it at the time, I was just into the car, it was the wife that said about it afterwards!!!!!!

What's VAJ stand fir? 🤔

There’s a car in our town that I see frequently, its reg looks like it reads ‘easy vaj’ 😂

Not in the UK you didn’t.

It was many years ago, but we saw 2 really flash sports cars evidently chasing each other. One was FU 1, followed immediately by FU 2.
I swear I have not made this up!

I've seen a plumbers van with SH11 TES,

Ummmm vagina?!

The best one I ever saw was a butchers van with M1NCE

I saw K8FER (beetle in German) on a VW Beetle. Cute.

In the mid 70s possibly?

There’s a van on the school run that’s something like BM54 FAT I can confirm the male driver fits the plate 🫣🤭

Well known locally is MIII NGE

One near us says HIPHOP

But the way it's spaced means it looks like

HI PHOP

Vagina is VAG, I wouldn't have thought that myself & why I can't see the sIgnificance of VAJ 🫤

A dentist used to live locally to me that had “TE3TH” or “T00TH” - can’t remember which it was now but it used to make me smile.

I live in a village in north Essex where one of the local likely lads has the number plate H1 YOB.

PA55 YAY on a driving school car.