Things I haven’t said out loud this week

[YorkieTheRabbit]

I politely told you last week that I didn’t want to involved, I haven’t changed my mind.
You’ve sidelined your dad for over a decade , in favour of your mum.
Are you really surprised that he’s moved on with his life rather than being hung on the back of the door for you?
You can’t expect him to change his Christmas plans because yours have gone wrong. You’re an adult, act like one, the world doesn’t revolve around you.

1. stop pissing about in the one exercise class you do attend. It’s annoying, if you don’t like it don’t attend. It’s why I no longer wish to participate.
2. no you aren’t fit, actually try to to move more by moving your feet.
3. stop complaining about your weight and how much you eat, no one is forcing you to eat that plate of food you plated up yourself day after day. Eat less and eat healthier choices, and exercise. Or try wli, but please stop moaning and doing bugger all about it.

and what I haven’t said to myself and I know I should - not my problem, let it go.

MIL... You had a good go at ruining our wedding didn't you 🤣

I'm tired

I wish someone wanted to be my Dad even though I'm grown up

When will it be my turn to be looked after

You are so rude, ignorant and uncouth that I am embarrassed. And I don't know how you can't see it.

This is the final straw. You are such a toxic, malicious, manipulative woman and so self deluded. I don’t want anything to do with you again, or the rest of the family for that matter.

Your child is a barefaced liar

Fuck off mum, I know you are 81 but I’d like to do my own interiors and my beautiful cottage is not “bland” it’s called neutrals. I didn’t ask for your opinion.

I'm a bit worried about your weight gain.

Just because you are pregnant, it doesn't mean that my brother has to do all childcare of your toddler, plus all the housework. I've never seen him look so tired and he's the one paying all the bills. Just occasionally, you could change a nappy or play with your son rather than sloping off for yet another snooze.

Your daughter was anorexic because of you. When I stayed at your home I was ravenous. You are a chronic under eater, your portion sizes are tiny. This is why you have osteoporosis, too. And btw, you are very wrinkled for your age, with deep furrows of disdain that happen often when you talk. I don’t think you see in the mirror what you really look like.

That you were both bullies as children and still try it now. Saying you were bullied at school does not negate that as that happened after you started on me daring to be born. That our parents never dealt with it as they viewed it as just siblings being siblings.

Dad realised before he died as overheard as well as I did you talking between yourselves if my face showed I was upset over yet another shit Christmas present. That was the year I said no more as I would rather not getting anything than something I would always charity shop or regift.

That I know you realised it was bullying when I heard you tell your children off for trying to do to their siblings what you did do to me.

And yes I do realise you repeatedly say and do things even now to get me annoyed. No I’m not annoyed just fed up that you are over 60 but still act like a child. It’s been 10 years since I was diagnosed with MS, not acknowledging it at all does not make me annoyed, it just means I have a perfect example of your immature behaviour to show the world.

Shut the fuck up. Everytime you enter any work space with your loud voice and constant moaning. Not only do you disturb everyone trying to work, your constant criticism and negativity gets us all down. Also stop lying and telling everyone you've been offered this job and that job. You're still here so can't have been that good.!!

Stop singing whilst we're all trying to work!!!!

Stop shovelling loads of food into yourself like a conveyor belt. I don't want to hear that large amount of food churning around in your mouth like a concrete mixer. Why don't you just open your mouth and tip the whole lot in at once!!!

Ahhh. That feels better. Thank you

Yeah. You're a rubbish hairdresser. You could have talked to me. I could have helped you learn what does and doesn't work with curly hair. Well done for cutting it in a straight line. It's just a shame the style was worse than when I don't try.

also, why do hairdressers always want to remove the weight of my hair? It sticks up enough as it is. I don't want to make it stick up more.

@Excellentchoice word for word I could have written that.

to add. I do not care about the extra hours we’ve been told to work unpaid. So stop trying to drag me into your ridiculous arguments. If you had valid evidence for your argument fair enough. But you don’t. Due to the way HR work it’s up to you to sort yourself out not up to me. I’ve looked after me and sorted alternative employment. The school will not budge or change despite how unfair it is and to argue will only cost you yet more money, as evidenced when you complained over your supervising hourly rate. Learn from that. As for the £1,200 they owe me - it works out at less than £70 pm take home for me. Not worth fighting hr and payroll for that as it’ll take years and more money and I’ll probably be charged just enough car parking (which is supposed to be free) to balance the books back in the schools favour. Because that’s the way the school now works. It makes money not providing an all round home from home education.

Public sector by any chance? We had one exactly like you’ve just described.

I hope you fall down the stairs and break your neck, you disgusting aggressive drunk. When I hear your incoherent tantrums through the walls, I console myself with the thought "thank fuck I dont share a home with a man like this"

You’d be so gorgeous if you haven’t messed up your eyebrows and Botox-ed. Who are the professionals agreeing to do work on a young, natural beauty’s face and do they not feel guilty for having done what they have done to you!

X - you are the most infuriating person.
You have failed your dd. You could have done so much more to help her. She's now 17 and the wheels are falling off 😕
Your "golden boy" son is not as clever as you think he is, and is insufferable to boot.
Your dh is a useless manchild who you enable.
And as for your job...you have delusions of grandeur and people openly laugh at you. Your WhatsApp messages are not only inappropriate in a workplace, but not even remotely relevant most of the time.
You truly believe you are "in charge" ...it's laughable!
I've never met anyone with such arrogance and cognitive dissonance.

To my partner of 4 years - Stop being a stubborn man and let me help you, for all our benefits!

I really hope you’ve both fully costed it all up but I doubt it.

Stop being jealous of me. Im glad you took me off instagram. Picking a 40 year old woman whose too pissed to stand off the street is boring.
Stop going on about my height. Im not even that small.

You destroyed my reputation in certain quarters where once it was known you loved me. It’s been so many years so why am I dreaming of you, why am I finding my anger now?

No I’m not filling in your leaver form. You won’t read it or action it.
if you don’t like your job then leave. Or at least apply for jobs, brush up your cv and interview techniques. Otherwise quit moaning about it. 2 years and you’ve done sod all about it.

Neighbour

Just fuck off and when you get there,fuck off again

We are legally parking our car in the public street-its not 'Karen and the adult childrens street'

I dont care that you run up and down the street slagging us off to any sap daft enough to listen-we dont make friends on the street for a reason

If I want to hang my washing on my line,in my own garden,I damn well will

If the sight of my massive knickers gives your boyfriend brother a stiffy then tell him not to gawp into my garden (hes the brother for benefit purposes)

Stop filming me using my own home/garden

Don't you ever stand on my doorstep,screaming at me that your going to 'get your landlord to throw you out'

We own the damn house-we are the landlords!

Move those black bags that are full of food and other rubbish at the side of your house-we'll end up with rats and im not paying for pest control just because your too lazy to go to the tip

And your boyfriend brother is a bloody wuss-I have every right to stand in my own front garden-he does not have the right to scream at me 'to fucking move off there!mooovvveee!i need to go ooowwwtttt' while hiding behind your front door (just go out-i didnt even know he was there as I had my back to him)

Train your dogs-you got them and screaming at them in your awful accent isnt doing to do anything for their behaviour as they dont understand english-you have to speak dog

Ditto walking them-you walk a dog-not leave them in the garden all day

Ditto feeding them-maccys chips is not dog food

If I have to listen to 'nothing compares 2 u' or anything by bryan adams just one more time (let alone the 12 hour marathons) I will take action

Ditto the hour long shouting conversations you have in the street at 1am/the endless rows you have with your family that last all day and night

Keeping your back door open and ear to the fence to earwig while thinking we cant see you-we know you're there-your not as quiet or invisible as you think you are

The day you burned your house down was the best day of my life and the worst is when you moved back in and I didnt pay into your gofundme as your a silly bitch who should have got insurance rather than paying for your ring doorbell

You might be the top dog in your household but your fuck all outside of it

Your children's poor manners (including table manners) is your fault. You need to actively parent them.now rather than expect me to do it when you are here.
You have protected them from natural consequences of their poor behaviour for so long, if you continue to do this they will be spoilt rotten.