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What would your death row final meal be?

100 replies

PrincessHoneysuckle · 08/12/2025 17:45

Mine would be

Drink: large new Zealand Sauvingon Blanc with ice

Starter: king prawns in garlic oil with garlic bread.

Main: fillet steak,peppercorn sauce,baked potato with butter and a side of mac n cheese.

Dessert.Cheesecake with cream.

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IHeartJeff · 08/12/2025 17:47

That’s my Come Dine with Me menu 😂

DirtyGertiefromno30 · 08/12/2025 17:51

Cod in batter , chips, curry sauce, batter bits .
Pancakes , fruit and cream.
A full Afternoon tea .
Champagne, Port and stilton , nuts crackers and salted butter
Tony's Chocoloney choc,
Mr Whippy ice cream, buttered brazils and cheese footballs .
I would die of a heart attack before they killed me 😂
Nearly forgot theCadburys flake in the Mr Whippy 😂

AgnesX · 08/12/2025 17:53

I strongly suspect food wouldn't be high on my list of priorities.

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PrincessHoneysuckle · 08/12/2025 17:55

IHeartJeff · 08/12/2025 17:47

That’s my Come Dine with Me menu 😂

Is it? Great minds!

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PrincessHoneysuckle · 08/12/2025 17:56

AgnesX · 08/12/2025 17:53

I strongly suspect food wouldn't be high on my list of priorities.

Nothing else you can prioritise you're getting put to death!

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PrincessHoneysuckle · 08/12/2025 17:56

DirtyGertiefromno30 · 08/12/2025 17:51

Cod in batter , chips, curry sauce, batter bits .
Pancakes , fruit and cream.
A full Afternoon tea .
Champagne, Port and stilton , nuts crackers and salted butter
Tony's Chocoloney choc,
Mr Whippy ice cream, buttered brazils and cheese footballs .
I would die of a heart attack before they killed me 😂
Nearly forgot theCadburys flake in the Mr Whippy 😂

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saveforthat · 08/12/2025 17:57

It's hard to pick just one meal. It would have to be an excellent home made roast or an exquisite Indian feast. I wouldn't bother with starters but I would have two puddings creme brulee and something chocolate followed by cheese and biscuits all washed down with a shiraz.

KurtCobainLover · 08/12/2025 17:58

Sweet and sour chicken balls with special fried rice for me - it’s my all time favourite meal and the Chinese take away in my town doesn’t do it :(

SpottyAardvark · 08/12/2025 17:58

A box of Alphonso mangoes & a bottle of Chateau d’Yquem.

Wishimaywishimight · 08/12/2025 17:58

I lose my appetite when stressed so just gin probably 😆

landlordhell · 08/12/2025 18:01

Glass of champagne, pescado frito with aioli and fresh lemon wedges, crusty bread, selection of tapas.

Hadalifeonce · 08/12/2025 18:01

The tasting menu at Midsummer house with wine pairing.

AgnesX · 08/12/2025 18:02

PrincessHoneysuckle · 08/12/2025 17:56

Nothing else you can prioritise you're getting put to death!

Finding drugs/booze to dull what's going to happen next maybe. The whole last meal thing just gives me the ick 😬

If the question was framed as the best meal of your life (and you'd still live to eat beans on toast the next day!) then that's different 😀

Didshejustsaythatoutloud · 08/12/2025 18:05

Stornoway chicken, peppercorn sauce, mashed potatos, parsnips&broccoli.
Jamaican gingerbread/sticky toffee pud and custard.
Am i allowed alcohol? If so, a bottle of vodka, no ice and full fat coca cola.
If not,crusha strawberry milkshake.
(Well it is my last meal)

KayPop · 08/12/2025 18:08

To start with:

Large Gin & Tonic with honey cashew nuts to nibble

First starter:

Crispy duck and pancakes
Salt and Pepper prawns
Glass of Chablis

Second starter:

Sushi and sashimi
Prawn cocktail
Another glass of Chablis

First Main:

Lobster thermador
Glass of Verve Cliquot

Second Main:

Sweet BBQ ribs
Southern fried chicken
Glass of Shiraz

Desert:

Profiteroles, Creme Caramel and blackcurrant cheesecake
Glass of pink Verve Cliquot

Cheese board and port

coffee and a wafer thin mint 😋

I hope the budget stretches that far 🤣

Tryingatleast · 08/12/2025 18:08

Vol au vonts in white sauce with ham and chicken and good chips!

Zov · 08/12/2025 18:10

Starter: Cheese and crackers.

Main: Cheese on toast, with extra cheese, with a few chunks of cheese on the side.

Dessert: Egg on toast with grated cheese on.

Then some more cheese... Pref cheddar...

bodyofproof · 08/12/2025 18:10

Crispy duck pancakes and a really good prawn cocktail

pizza but would have to decide what type, probably some pepperoni pineapple combo with ranch to dip it in

melting middle chocolate pudding with custard

I also want some fruit jellies and wasabi coated peanuts to snack on and a huge glass of full sugar coke

allthegoodusernameshavegone · 08/12/2025 18:11

Very strong very large dirty Martini
Fruit de mer with crusty bread & butter
crème brûlée with shortbread

Radiator981 · 08/12/2025 18:12

My mum’s chicken curry and chappati

Jitterybugs2 · 08/12/2025 18:12

lamb dopiaza and pilau rice.
A well done naan.
6 pints of guinness

And if the end isn’t imminent I’ll have double dose of gaviscon advance for dessert while I’m waiting.

NotFBI · 08/12/2025 18:13

Case of my fave lager and cheeseboard with cheese where I am from. And my fave pub snacks. As well from there.
Might even get me couple of extra days before they find all these😂

Wobblylegs1 · 08/12/2025 18:14

A really nice spaghetti bolognaise, with apple pie and custard for pudding.

Do they get a decent chef to prepare these meals for them, or would I be getting a microwave meal spag bol? Anyone know?

SirChenjins · 08/12/2025 18:14

Nothing - I'd be too busy screaming in terror

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