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What would your death row final meal be?

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PrincessHoneysuckle · 08/12/2025 17:45

Mine would be

Drink: large new Zealand Sauvingon Blanc with ice

Starter: king prawns in garlic oil with garlic bread.

Main: fillet steak,peppercorn sauce,baked potato with butter and a side of mac n cheese.

Dessert.Cheesecake with cream.

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Ijwwm · 09/12/2025 00:41

I would be saving the kitchen staff from cooking. I’d be requesting various items to be collected from one of the Roka restaurants. Tonnes of lovely bite sized pieces of deliciousness.

VoltaireMittyDream · 09/12/2025 00:44

I would just be so pissed off that even when I’m about to be fucking executed I’m still expected to choose what’s for dinner.

Farticus101 · 09/12/2025 00:51

VoltaireMittyDream · 09/12/2025 00:44

I would just be so pissed off that even when I’m about to be fucking executed I’m still expected to choose what’s for dinner.

😂😂😂

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ChubbyFecker · 09/12/2025 00:58

Bucket of espresso martini
Starter: Lobster tails in butter
Mains: Corned beef hash with cheese and baked beans
Dessert: Key lime pie with chocolate sauce

ticklyfeet · 09/12/2025 01:02

SirChenjins · 08/12/2025 18:14

Nothing - I'd be too busy screaming in terror

Yes…that would be me! Just leave me alone with a bottle of spirits and a mixer.

In the workplace back in the 1980s we would joke about what we would do if we heard the 4 minute warning signal. As women who were regularly on weight loss diets, the overwhelming opinion was we would eat something fattening!

My choice was a pack of 4 fresh cream chocolate eclairs! Greedy me could manage 4 easily.

Balab · 09/12/2025 01:06

I’d say no thanks just fucking kill me

Politicians247UnderwearExtinguishingService · 09/12/2025 01:07

IHeartJeff · 08/12/2025 17:47

That’s my Come Dine with Me menu 😂

Come Die With Me, surely? Grin

Politicians247UnderwearExtinguishingService · 09/12/2025 01:13

Do they actually let you choose your own extensive complicated menu? It seems kind of unfair if they do, when ordinary citizens who haven't murdered anybody might never be able to afford it!

And surely, if they refuse or get it wrong - or, say, they cut corners by giving you Asda Smart Price bread that was best before yesterday instead of fresh Hovis - you'd have a very limited time to be able to lodge and process your complaint!!

I think it's a really lovely gesture when people give their beloved pets a big serving of delicious-but-poisonous human chocolate for them to enjoy as one last massive treat in their last few moments before they have to say a final Goodbye.

Funnywonder · 09/12/2025 01:21

If I’m a bit stressed I overeat. If I’m VERY stressed I can’t eat at all. I imagine I’d be very stressed! But I would choose chunky chips with fried eggs and brown sauce. Maybe a couple of slices of white buttered bread to make a chip butty. So I’d need the Heinz ketchup as well. I’d have a cup of loose leaf tea. Not fussed about dessert. Maybe some Morelli’s honeycomb ice cream.

sparkleghost · 09/12/2025 01:29

Salt and vinegar crisps, followed by salt and vinegar crisps, with a dessert of salt and vinegar crisps. If I’m feeling fancy I’ll have one each of Discos, Squares and Seabrooks… the holy trinity.

Fends · 09/12/2025 01:34

Drink - pint of wine
starter - pint of cider
main - pint of wine
dessert - bottle of baileys

Frequency · 09/12/2025 01:44

Drink: Large bottle of Cherry Pepsi Max and a large bottle of vodka.

Starters - Iceland crispy chicken balls - cooked in an airfryer - with a bottle of Iceland chicken sauce.

Main: I once got a mac and cheese with BBQ pulled pork and garlic bread from an American-style restaurant in Blackpool. It was the best thing I have ever tasted in my entire life. I think about it regularly. I cannot remember the name of the restaurant, but I would make them find it and bring me all of it. All of the mac and cheese - an actual bucket full of it. Or a wheelbarrow. Whatever the largest container they can find is, I want it filled with mac and cheese, and BBQ pulled pork

Dessert - air-fried churros and a tub of warm salted caramel dip, or a family-sized box of Gregg's hot yum yums with salted caramel dips and a packet of fizzy fish jelly sweets.

To be fair, minus the mac and cheese and vodka, that's just an average hangover day for me.

JuvenileBigfoot · 09/12/2025 02:47

KurtCobainLover · 08/12/2025 17:58

Sweet and sour chicken balls with special fried rice for me - it’s my all time favourite meal and the Chinese take away in my town doesn’t do it :(

Whaaaaaat!!!!????
How is that possible!!!????

Scandal.

RedTagAlan · 09/12/2025 03:00

FiveGoMadInDorset · 08/12/2025 18:22

When I worked in a prison library we had a book that had all the last meals of the state of Texas death row prisoners, it was kept behind the counter and not allowed out of the library as we would have never seen it again

The Texas Death Row website is a gruesome read,

firstofallimadelight · 09/12/2025 06:04

Starter: Nachos piled high with guac, salsa, sour cream and grated cheese

Main: Med steak with real chips, asparagus , breaded mushrooms, onion rings and peppercorns sauce

Side: king prawn McCoys

Dessert: jam roly poly with custard

Drink: Root beer float

Hudders3 · 09/12/2025 06:30

Starter: Prawn cocktail, fresh warm roll with butter and a glass of champagne

Main: Lamb roast with all the trimmings and a good glass of Red wine

Dessert: The best dessert I had was in Portugal it was a panna cotta / creme brulee dessert, so that please with an old fashioned

AprilinPortugal · 09/12/2025 07:21

Fends · 09/12/2025 01:34

Drink - pint of wine
starter - pint of cider
main - pint of wine
dessert - bottle of baileys

That would be me too...I'm a lightweight and would have such a bad hangover early next morning I wouldnt care what happened! If I survived the night!

KayPop · 09/12/2025 08:19

SconehengeRevenge · 08/12/2025 19:56

Respect!

Thats a banquet.

And you've given it proper thought.
If they offer you a + 1, can I come?

I'll be empathetic during your unfortunate execution

The more the merrier 😂

On the bright side, at least I won't be dealing with the acid indigestion and menopausal hangover!

SpeedwellBlue · 09/12/2025 12:31

Vegetable biryani from here https://saintmartinsrestaurant.com/
Delicious!
Plus poppadoms, pickles, garlic naan.
Lotus Cheesecake for pud.
Might need a gap between first course and pud to squeeze it in

redfairy · 09/12/2025 21:08

A christmas turkey dinner with all the trimmings with a bottle of sherry and a whole Black Forest gateaux with a pot of double cream. Then an Irish coffee or three with accompanying Elizabeth Shaw mint.

MsSmartShoes · 10/12/2025 03:38

A bottle of Perrier-Jouet
A glass bottle of coca-cola
A glass bottle of Fanta lemon
Pot of English Breakfast Tea

A nectarine
A Plum
Strawberries

Roast chicken with jacket potato and salad

Summer Pudding with cream

SpiceGhoul · 10/12/2025 04:55

Starter - A trio as I can't pick one and as I'm about to perish calories do not count.

Mushroom alfredo crostini (creamy garlic mushrooms on garlic bread), mixed pakora with spiced onions and pink sauce. Buffalo Chicken wings with celery sticks and Blue cheese dip.

Long Break

Bowl of spicy ramen. Side plate with a MASSIVE sirloin steak, tenderstem broccoli and sugarsnap peas. Crispy kale.

Finished with mint vienetta.

saveforthat · 10/12/2025 07:57

ChubbyFecker · 09/12/2025 00:58

Bucket of espresso martini
Starter: Lobster tails in butter
Mains: Corned beef hash with cheese and baked beans
Dessert: Key lime pie with chocolate sauce

Oh my God, I love corned beef hash with cheese and beans. Haven't had it for years.

Snakehips47 · 10/12/2025 09:03

A tender fillet steak.

GovernmentFundedSteak · 10/12/2025 09:34

KimTheresPeopleThatAreDying · 08/12/2025 21:23

Oh god me too! Cheese and carbs - yes please

Another T2 picking carbs and cheese. Although it makes me feel a bit icky thinking about it!

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