Does anyone want this £2 million house?

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Here’s the link.

https://www.chestertons.co.uk/properties/21253149/sales

I know we like a nose around other peoples houses. Might need sunglasses for this one.

Fuck no no no!

Jeez NO! Not the whole house like that, it would bring on a migraine as soon as you got in the front door!

Wonder who will buy it!?!

🤣🤣🤣 well spotted. I take it, its in a valuable neighborhood. But 2 million 🤔

The view is nice 🤣🤣

Not for me. Not unless the artist - who I see has undertaken to visit every five years for the foreseeable to update her work - is willing to paint over the whole thing with something a bit more restful!

I wonder if you could get a mortgage for it? Fair enough she thinks its worth 2 million, but would the bank agree?

Absolutely not! Nightmare to redecorate

Just noticed that. No way. If I buy a house I want it to be mine! How narcissistic to sell it and expect to be invited back regularly

i want someone to buy it enjoy it then white wash it or totally paint over in magnolia then the artist rocks up to have to repaint or what?

I think it's wonderful but I'd absolutely hate to live in it!

Five bedrooms, one bathroom? Not for £2 million

You'd never be bored looking at all that! I actually love it. Sadly could perhaps only drum up a couple of grand though 😂

Wow gorgeous

this is madness. £2m for a terraced house in fishy Brixham? For £1.5m can get something magnificent with a sea view in Darrmouth!

I don’t think it’s mortgageable. Would have to be a cash buyer

It’s not a posh area. Its not worth even half a mil. It’s because of the art work

so would need to be an art lover who buys

Wow.

I imagine if I were to daub all over my house it would devalue it. But then I'm not a known professional artist. I reckon I could match this standard of art though! ;-)

I read somewhere that the paintings relate to things that are personal to her family. So I'm not sure how someone else living with that would work. Or could you ask her to repaint something else that related to your own family? Really get value for money from that £2,000,000.

I quite like her actual artworks; a riot of colour nicely constrained within a rectangle....

If we're going to bash the government can we at least do it with facts? 1) they have never used the word mansion, this has come from the right wing press to wind people up. 2) similar houses in Brixham have sold for £500k so it's a pure publicity stunt.

Apparently shes selling because she’s run out of surfaces to paint. There was a story on BBC news about it. Talk about blowing your own trumpet!

I posted the bbc article below it was on the local news the other day. Was quite a bizarre report, can tell we are coming up to no news silly season

@CrushingOnRubiestuays exactly what I thought!

Ha - you may well be right!

“When you can’t sleep and painting calms your anxiety but you ran out of canvas and paper…”

Presumably increase. That's a £2m house in Brixham with what looks like a fairly poor state of general upkeep, so the £££ must be for the 'art'. Not for me but I guess art is subjective!