The posts on a pier where they disappear into the sea.
used bath water left in a bath
myself / yourself instead of me / you
tis
methinks
threw up in my mouth
the (usually male) admiration for ‘sassy’ female characters on tv / movies / adverts. They’re almost always young and beautiful but acting ‘bad ass’ - it’s so opposite to being an actually tough woman. It’s an intolerable ick.
The way everyone mostly still sniggers like it’s naughty if someone says the c word on tv / in a movie, especially if a woman says it
Sat / stood instead of sit / sitting. “I was sat” - no, I was sitting or I sat. Same for stood - saying “I was stood in the queue” is equivalent to saying “I was ran for the bus.” So many people get this wrong now.
Gotten
bananas
banana-flavoured or scented things
banana-coloured things
knives scraping on plates
the sound of snot rattling in a nose
treating pets like people. I find it intolerably disrespectful to the animal
grass
open-mouth excited grins on photos
fake laughs
people laughing cutely at their own absurdity, usually women
women who go on about being weak or diminutive - “I’m only 5,1” so …”
people being cutesy in general
car seats
Cuppa
Cliched descriptions in novels, “a steaming mug of coffee” / “a single tear rolled down her cheek.”
veggies - that makes my skin crawl. They’re vegetables!
biccies / hubby / holibobs etc.
noise-leaking headphones on public transport
Dogs on public transport (unless assistance dogs) - they often look terrified and usually end up sitting on the seat which is not hygienic.
In fact, dogs / cats on beds and sofas.
The smell of laundry that hasn’t dried properly but has been put away. It makes me gag.
Chuffing / chuffed
Flabbergasted
Traumatised when it’s just something like getting caught in the rain
Selfies where people look nothing like they do in real life and pull expressions which they’d never pull. I find it hard to look at them the same in RL.
Soggy pasta and cleaning it out of the pan later, the gloopy water it leaves behind
Wine glasses with fragile stems
weak handshakes, especially from sweaty hands