If you had to be lost in a forest, and you had to be lost with a bear or a random man, would you choose the bear or the man ?

[AceKitten]

Wanted to ask you guys on here as a more mature audience then say tiktoc etc

Does a man shit in the woods?

Random man who will either prove useful or, should he prove to be dangerous, might distract the bear that was attracted by my screaming