Facebook Christmas handmade tat

[rainbowunicorn22]

does not look like anyone has started this yet this year. Yes its the thread for FB tat those awful things people are selling for a fortune that are handmade. anyone seen anything yet, previous years people have put on some great buys!

Where’s the laugh emoji when you need it.

the couple that enjoy a crocheted Christmas tree together stay together …..

It is pretty, but it annoys the shit out of me that the fox is the same size as the oak leaf. Just do insects or birds or something.

That's hilarious. No one wanted to buy it for Easter when it might have been more appropriate so they've repurposed it as a Christmas crucifix.

Am I the only one imagining Danny Dyer calling somebody "you absolute massive table center piece decoration!" as an insult?

That reindeer has seen terrible, terrible things...

These 3 are for sale near me - naughty elf scene anyone?

You could be on to something there - crocheted vaginas might be a better money spinner than the utter shite on this thread. Crochet boobs are already a thing so....

That Santa looks like he’s being dragged into a blender.

Has he killed the other one? That’s dark…

I saw these and to be honest I actually don’t dislike the look of them. But £10 a pop for cut up loo rolls! Anyone half crafty could make these in a few mins

The knitted labia tree ☠️

How utterly ghastly.

anyone want an empty jar

One word - horrible.

Grim

Not handmade but the description made me laugh!

Not handmade but if you have £1,234 to spare for this group that are at least 30 years old and very creepy

I see your wooden stick reindeer and raise you my five googly eyed ones

I fear this may be how what makes them an 'amazing gift for couples'. Perhaps they can be 'bespoked'?!

Festive centrepiece of an elf's dismembered leg stuffed into a log with strange green feathers plus baubles and weird twizzly bits. £10

I’m crying with laughter 🙊🙊🙊

I saw wooden Christmas ornament (like a bauble or sleigh kind of thing) personalised and with a big 6 7 on it. I mean give it a year or two and everyone will be saying ‘that’s in really good condition for something from 1967’ because no one will remember a stupid TikTok thing.

And another one! Stick reindeers are obviously the in thing this year

The organs of small animals, I fear!