Facebook Christmas handmade tat

[rainbowunicorn22]

does not look like anyone has started this yet this year. Yes its the thread for FB tat those awful things people are selling for a fortune that are handmade. anyone seen anything yet, previous years people have put on some great buys!

omg, they get worse! That wooden table decoration had a big split in it, and as for the carrot, it would give the kids nightmares! That dog looks like it has been run over by the Coca Cola lorry!

Following for more, these are hilarious

Angel wings to tug at your heartstrings.

Embarrassingly I rather like the reindeer

Oh that is definitely going to kill you in your sleep.

That would give me the creeps

A fake friend told her lies that something she made was good enough to sell.

Why do people think these lies are kindness or are they frienemies?

That won't be cheap.

I think I might have a go at making one of these... for a table decoration!

Oh dear, it does look like the picture comes with the quote. 😐

Got a couple from my local Facebook marketplace, I’m sorry but the turd brown wreath does not conjure up ‘Christmas’ for me. The earrings??!!! I wouldn’t wear them (mainly because they’d cause infections not being gold or silver)

OMG what a great thread. The carrot and the Ebola dog. PMSL.

Here are my first contributions

Tempted to buy one of the cat ones just cause it's 100% AI, so who knows how shit it truly looks.

😂brilliant …

https://ebay.us/m/t4czRm
Omg it's sold!

Don't panic, he's relisted it for £1k ebay.us/m/PKNG0E

I see the cost of living crisis has hit him too.

Perhaps the government should start measuring inflation based on the price of the 12 days of Christmas monstrosity instead of a shopping basket.

Where do you think the massive Christmas centrepiece is stored during the year?
It doesn’t seem to be gathering any dust.

Best thread on Mumsnet ever. I tune in annually. Nothing to add except 😳 at all of it. Grim AF.

Holy!! They could make a horror film based around that!

Snowman families out of pallet wood. A handmade wooden Christmas tree. A pink thing with googly eyes that looks like Ken Dodd.

Thanks all for the good laugh!

I don't think it's embarrassing. I like it too. They're quite popular around here to raise money for the local wildlife trust.

It now feels like Christmas!

If it was made by your 7yr old!

Those bike wheels are really something special. Love love love the Xmas tat thread