Simple things you can not do

[tomorrowchild]

Is there something that everyone else seems to be able to do with ease that you just can’t do?
I can not shuffle a pack of cards or whistle

I can’t whistle either.

Nor can I make bubbles with bubble gum. Just as well I no longer like bubble gum…

Click my fingers

I can never remember the difference between Asda & Tesco, they’re just interchangeable in my mind.

Wink

I can screw up my left eye using my cheek but can't operate my right eye independently at all

What? That’s mad!

Run

click fingers. I just pretend.

I can't follow written instructions/recipes. Even simple ones. I read through, understand it but then when I start I just can't put it all together!

I cannot open pump dispensers. You know they arrive sort of locked and you twist to unlock? well they don't work for me.

It's Aldi and Lidl for me..never know which is which.

I can’t wink

Walk normally, since a moron driver badly fractured my left leg, and an incompetent knee surgeon badly damaged my knee whilst attempting to fix a dislocation, I now walk with a limp, causing achingly tired calf and thigh muscles

Wink or click my fingers

Say squirrel. I just can’t say it.

Cook. Even the most basic of cooking.

Burp.

Easily tell left from right.
I can on my own body, but opposite, when left is right is beyond me and I have to try really hard

Cannot follow verbal instructions, I have to write everything down.

@maree12 I’m so sorry for the loss of your mobility, what a combination of awful events. How long ago was it?

I can’t get any response from my estranged sister towards my aged parents, even though they are slowly disintegrating in front of my eyes.

Deal with spiders ( I jump and shriek and have to get DH )

Follow written crochet instruction ( need a YouTube guide )

Another one who can’t differentiate Aldi and Lidl

I have no sense of direction , have been married over 30 years and would struggle to drive to the in-laws

Ride a bike, drive (although I don't that's simple at all), knit (or anything like that), listen to simple instructions and understand them.

AI Is your friend here, I am exactly the same and I have started to put them into AI and ask them to simplify and it's been a total gamechanger for me.

Tell my left from my right without thinking about it.

Burp

Tie knots beyond reefs. People can show me 100 times and then when I go to do it my brain just can’t replicate it.

Change a windscreen wiper. You need to do a sort of push-unhook-pull thing which should be simple but I just can't get the hang of it.

I can change a tyre though.

Follow directions. If I don't know exactly where I am and where I am going I feel lost and panic.