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Guest says I starved her <shock>

396 replies

stringsoup · 07/11/2025 09:29

Had a relative to stay for a few days, she just wanted to eat all time which we did not expect. I had cooked and baked which she ate (way more than us) then she said she wanted to get up in the night as she was so hungry!

OP posts:
Trishyb10 · 07/11/2025 18:00

Your cousin is a pig,you,ve given her enough,she must be the size of a house, entitled,greedy,selfish cousin, stop inviting her xx

bigboykitty · 07/11/2025 18:19

Muffinmam · 07/11/2025 17:08

So lunch was only soup??

Breakfast was cereal or toast??

What did you actually bake??

You need to read OP's updates and stop fantasising!

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:23

cottonwoolie · 07/11/2025 10:04

Breakfast - porridge/granola, greek yog, fruit/ eggs

So why say cereal?

Because OP wasn't getting the desired responses to her first post...

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:26

Grotcof · 07/11/2025 10:17

What does that mean in practise

A guest may not feel comfortable just rifling through cupboards and helping themselves to the fridge

it is your job as hosting to offer

Quite!

tokennamechange · 07/11/2025 18:27

elviswhorley · 07/11/2025 10:18

A bird's menu.

I would need twice as much as that. I would be particularly starving around 1pm it seems.

But I'd have ordered a subway on uber eats and offered you some.

OP's list

Breakfast - porridge/granola, greek yog, fruit/ eggs - 300-500cals
11am - scone/biscuits with coffee 300-500 cals (based on just 2 chocolate digestives and a latte being about 315 calories, a full on scone with cream and jam would be at least double, that's assuming just a normal coffee with ss milk too)
Lunch - veg/pulse soup. bread, cheese, salami (400-600 cals)
3pm - scone/biscuits tea 300-500 cals
Dinner - Spag bol/curry etc 800-1500 cals - again, depends if just a tomato based curry and a bit of rice, or a creamy one with bhajis, naan etc.
Sweet treat, coffee - 300-600 cals
Supper - toast (150-300 cals)

So for the absolute most conservative estimate we're talking at least 2550 calories a day, which is much more than the average woman needs.

If you eat double that (and possibly double the max 4500 calories) that's a ridiculous amount of food.

and regardless of how much you eat, it is not enough for anyone to be literally 'starving,' after a day or two.

In terms of etiquette, even if she felt helping herself to food after being specifically invited to do so was rude, how anyone can think doing so is more rude than going home and slagging their host off for starving them is mind boggling.

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:29

AutumnLeavesFallingFast · 07/11/2025 10:59

Too long a gap? Where? They were eating every 5 minutes.

They really weren't

Blusteryskies · 07/11/2025 18:30

ThrushorSparrow · 07/11/2025 11:47

I genuinely don't understand this, unless there are issues with dementia. Certainly my mother (almost 80) has no difficulty comprehending that her son-in-law and grandson have a far bigger appetite than she or my dad has, and caters accordingly. Having said that, she is regularly aghast at how much spaghetti I eat!

The thing is many older people don't realise that their appetite has decreased and think how they eat is normal. Their portions can often be extremely small.

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:32

Alpacajigsaw · 07/11/2025 11:00

Revoke the invite. She sounds greedy and entitled. She’s staying in a family home, presumably getting free bed and board. I’d tell her to F off.

Ah yes, the good old Mumsnet scorched earth policy

Cherrytree86 · 07/11/2025 18:33

WhiteBlankets · 07/11/2025 17:13

You've just reminded me of a time when DH and I were students and were invited round for dinner to a fellow-student's houseshare. She gave us homemade bread and soup, and when we'd finished, offered second helpings.

'Oh, no,' DH said, 'I'll save my appetite for the main course.'

Dead silence. What he had thought was a substantial starter was the whole meal.

People's ideas of 'normal' differ a lot when it comes to food.

@WhiteBlankets

lol at your husband thinking a student is gonna serve him up a three course meal

Cherrytree86 · 07/11/2025 18:34

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:29

They really weren't

@elviswhorley

where is the gap! The cousin is eating very regularly indeed

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:35

Heyhelga · 07/11/2025 11:00

Urgh never invite her again. She sounds like a walking dustbin continually stuffing food down her gob.

Better a walking dustbin than a judgmental [insert word of choice]

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:36

Cherrytree86 · 07/11/2025 18:34

@elviswhorley

where is the gap! The cousin is eating very regularly indeed

Three meals, two snacks, and toast before bed.

Cherrytree86 · 07/11/2025 18:40

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:36

Three meals, two snacks, and toast before bed.

Yeah that’s more than enough isn’t it

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:40

IridiumSky · 07/11/2025 11:07

OK - I’ll ask the question which many people will be thinking: is he/she a huge fat greedy lump?

If so, eating less than usual may do them good; could eventually add years of healthy, active life.

One eats what one is used to eating. If you eat less for a bit, you get used to eating less, then you don’t notice.

I hardly thinks a few days staying with a relative eating less than she's accustomed to is going to push her to change her eating habits for life and add years to her life

FaceDownInAPuddle · 07/11/2025 18:41

stringsoup · 07/11/2025 09:29

Had a relative to stay for a few days, she just wanted to eat all time which we did not expect. I had cooked and baked which she ate (way more than us) then she said she wanted to get up in the night as she was so hungry!

So actually guest didn't say you starved her, she didn't even complain. She just said she was hungry. Total none thread.

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:41

Cherrytree86 · 07/11/2025 18:40

Yeah that’s more than enough isn’t it

Genuinely no idea. Don't know what the portion sizes are. (Also don't subscribe to the Competitive Undereating/Teeny Tiny brigade that feature on Mumsnet)

RampantIvy · 07/11/2025 18:43

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:41

Genuinely no idea. Don't know what the portion sizes are. (Also don't subscribe to the Competitive Undereating/Teeny Tiny brigade that feature on Mumsnet)

Edited

The guest could help herself. She sounds like she has an eating disorder.

Talipesmum · 07/11/2025 18:51

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:41

Genuinely no idea. Don't know what the portion sizes are. (Also don't subscribe to the Competitive Undereating/Teeny Tiny brigade that feature on Mumsnet)

Edited

I’m an overeating overweight feed the hordes, growing two giant teens brigade person, and I think it’s plenty, with no gaps. I wouldn’t count 2-2.5 hours without scheduled food as a “too big gap”, and I’m a definite snacker.

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:54

Crikeyalmighty · 07/11/2025 11:35

That’s a lot of food OP -clearly it’s someone who massively over eats - also I would never dream of saying it to a host even if I was hungry -

We don't know what The Human Dustbin who must be Morbidly Obese said. But we do know she didn't say anything to OP. Just some hearsay that Hungry Guest apparently made a comment to sister who passed on some version of that comment

FinallyHere · 07/11/2025 18:55

We are chronic over caterers who love hosting and are aware that nowadays our appetites are much diminished.

In @stringsoup’s shoes, I would have been really hurt by hosting a guest who visited for their own convenience, didn’t say anything about being hungry at the time and then appears to have complained afterwards to the hosts sister.

There are so many ways that a guest can indicate that they would like more, without actually having to ask if they feel unable to ask outright. Especially when they have been invited to help themselves. They could have shown exceptional enthusiasm for the food cleared their plate and looked expectant. Or offered OP the serving dish then if declined have helped themselves or even asked whether it would have been ok to help themselves. Loads of possible indicators, and of which I’m sure OP would have picked up the hint immediately.

just good manners indicate that you give someone a chance to rectify any ‘mistake’ before complaining to someone else.

The only circumstance in which I could understand this happening, is quite ‘niche’ and which I have never forgotten although it was not quite the same and only ever happened once.

My DSis is known as a brilliant cook who loves to cook and entertain, as I see it wears herself out making things tailored for guests esp her son and would never expect anyone to ‘lift a finger’ in her home. Makes me tired just thinking about it, my love of hosting is much more hands off, we will usually have at least one main meal a day out when hosting people and seldom agree to hosting for more than ‘one overnight’ at a time.

one one occasion, when I had arranged what I thought was quite a special event , fully catered day out including activities which I knew to be popular, my DSis the brilliant cook was glad to hear from me that I had appreciated the thank you notes esp from the more junior members of the family. She then smugly mentioned that her DSon (the only part of the family to forget to send thanks) had told her that not of it was any match for her Sunday roast.

I smiled and pitied her vanity.

is it possible that something similar is happening here? Is your DSister a tad jealous of your hosting one of her children who have pacified her by saying they were ‘starving’ throughout?

Rising above such pettiness is, I promise you, such a great feeling and wipes out all the sting of ingratitude.

I

Allergictoironing · 07/11/2025 19:11

Is your DSister a tad jealous of your hosting one of her children who have pacified her by saying they were ‘starving’ throughout?

Well bearing in mind that the self invited guest was OP's cousin, it follows that they are also DSis's cousin as well rather than her offspring?

ShinyAppleDreamingOfTheSea · 07/11/2025 19:25

RampantIvy · 07/11/2025 16:32

I don't think I have ever been under catered for when staying with friends or family. I have never felt the need to take extra supplies.

I think I’m particularly greedy - compared to some of my family members anyway, and I would feel bad eating my way through their cupboards even if they were happy for me to do so.

ShinyAppleDreamingOfTheSea · 07/11/2025 19:27

Cherrytree86 · 07/11/2025 16:33

@ShinyAppleDreamingOfTheSea

if there’s often a mismatch maybe it’s your eating that’s a bit out of the norm?

Most likely, yes. Hence why I take my own supplies !

ilucgaiaw · 07/11/2025 19:32

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:23

Because OP wasn't getting the desired responses to her first post...

Absolutely this.

Cherrytree86 · 07/11/2025 19:34

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 07/11/2025 18:36

Three meals, two snacks, and toast before bed.

@MyrtlethePurpleTurtle

yes that’s ample isn’t it. Cousin sounds greedy