Commonly Seen spelling errors/word swaps that you're itching to correct?

[Kreepture]

Prefaced by the fact i'm in pain, in the aftermath of a migraine (still have a headache) and have the tolerance of dewdrop for anything today...

I was reading on social media this morning, and i noticed that there seems to be some common word swaps going on recently that i'm seeing more and more regularly.

I'm aware that some people are dyslexic, or may have only heard a word and not seen it written, or english is second language..etc, but then you feel (and look) like a twat if you correct it on the off chance one of those things is the issue.

aloud, instead of allowed
the usual there/they're/their error
towed (the line), instead of toed,
reef instead of wreath
pacific instead of specific

Any others you've noticed.. and do you just ignore or correct?

I've had a few predictive text disasters over the years. The most memorable was in the competitors' manual for a children's sporting event I was running. I had intended to write the following advice for parents re lost children. "If you become separated from your child/ren please report to Sign On immediately". For some reason, my laptop autocorrected "Sign On" to "Dignitas". It's true that some of the parents can be a bit annoying but I felt this was a little extreme!
I don't use speech to text but I probably wouldn't have much joy given how frequently my car misunderstands me. Possibly the best ever was when I asked "Navigate to Tebay Services". After some delay I got a reply along the lines of "Your journey is 4450 miles and includes 23 charging stops." Given I was in Liverpool at the time this was something of a surprise. I then looked at the screen to see a route to Tibet.
Technology, you've got to love it!

When people use "bare with me" when it's actually "bear with me".

Oh I hate it when I see “payed” instead of “paid”.

My real pet hate though is people that use i.e. when they actually mean e.g. I saw someone do it on here a few days ago that claimed to be a teacher…

Oh and mixing up affect/effect!

Que or queue instead of cue seems to be popular lately.

Main

Did you do that on porpoise?

😂

Heals instead of heels.

Suddenly this year I’ve seen Trickle treat instead of trick or treat numerous times, sets my teeth on edge!

Me instead of my.
Plus lots of others already mentioned. Although my all time favourite is cunt instead of couldn’t 😂

Mixing up personal pronouns.

“Me and my husband went…” No one says “Me went….” after the age of about 5, so why the baby talk when someone else is also involved?

Then there’s “My friend gave it to my husband and I” again, everyone can hear that unless you’re a West Country pirate, you don’t say “My friend gave it to I”, so what’s going on?

Phased instead of fazed. I also see his instead of he’s. Loose instead of lose. Your/you’re , they’re/there/there, some people don’t know women is the plural of woman.
I see so many I just can’t count anymore

Reign it in instead of rein it in.
A click (clique)
I didn't used to do something instead of 'didn't use to'.
Give it to John and I.

Should and would “of” instead of should have/could have. I’m sure that’s been mentioned already on here

Incorrect use of ‘myself’. Its everywhere. People think it makes them sound posh.
‘Could you pass that to myself?’

YES! This!!

I work in care and my teeth grate every time I see that a client has had a ‘bowl movement’. Washing up bowl?

Myself when they mean me.

Agree with all of these, plus “of” instead of “have”.

Probably, (although extremely tedious it is too) as there are many, many other errors.

Breath, when breathe is meant. (Screams...)

Could be fun!

Ect instead of etc tender- hooks

My sil says “I don’t no” Aaaagh!

Do you think we could set up a training program? It's either that or the naughty step!!

In a book? Bloody hell. You expect more from a book that's been published than posts on here/SM

Discusting instead of disgusting. If you’re spelling it like that you’re saying it like that. Grrrr