Tell me what your job is without telling me what your job is!

[PolarQueen]

I'll go first:

I just told a grown man who was running in the park to do his shoelaces up!

Archaeologist?

Nursery teacher?

Please don't wipe your nose on my knee.

No.

Cadaver dog handler?

Project manager

@Changingplace right first time. Sounds like you have been where I am!

Sounds like my job too

I help people who are new to the profession, learn how to work with (more often than not) angry parents and help them not take it personally.

Not quite. But I do work with the social care team if there is involvement.

Right first time!

Spiritualist Medium

I know you probably aren't but say you are .....

I spend a lot of time on the floor and partake in light wrestling.

Supervising social worker?

And @sunshineonasunnyday EHCP coordinator?

No

spot on !

I walk into a room and everyone behaves. I solve problems I didn’t create, attend meetings I didn’t call, and smile through chaos like it was planned.

I work with people who think the 1990s are ancient history

6 hours with attitudes,hormones,drama and laughs

Geneologist?

Yes 👍

@MumofSpud and @PrincessHoneysuckle are you both secondary school teachers?

I stare out of a window.

Both

I also get paid to do nothing.

I wish I was; I'd probably earn more!