Tell me what your job is without telling me what your job is!

[PolarQueen]

I'll go first:

I just told a grown man who was running in the park to do his shoelaces up!

All I do is talk

I have a code of conduct and have to be impartial

I see right through a lot of people I meet.

Legitimate drug dealer

Yes that's right

Radiographer?

radiographer?

Pharmacist?

I don't work now.
But l used to make sure people were safe with something throbbing between their legs.

I take people to fabulous places to have a fabulous time

I got a new client moving to a shalet bungalow and I wear a suit.

Human zoo keeper. Or I was until I retired. Now I train new zoo keepers.

'That's a nice job weighing babies all day'

Define job.

Ditto!

Do you want a swinger or a forecast ? Is that 5 or 500 ?

I get to hear all the I can’t be in work today as my pet flea sneezed and it’s taken a toll on my mental health

I ask people to tell other people about bad things all over the world

I actually do have to work when the schools are on holiday AND EVEN when the students are on holiday.
I am in one of the only jobs where you sometimes have to pay your own travel expenses.
But no, I don't know when your exam is because that's not my job.

@CyclingAddict Are you a Probation Officer?

Motorbike instructor/tester?

Have you tried logging off and on again? No? Well do that then....

I sit at a desk and be nice to people. At the weekend I stand at a door and be nice to people.

Sometimes the people don't deserve my niceness.

I find the best price for something people hate buying!

PowerPoints for the big boy bosses who never read them and instead debate the minor points on page 3 of a 30 page deck.