Tell me what your job is without telling me what your job is!

[PolarQueen]

I'll go first:

I just told a grown man who was running in the park to do his shoelaces up!

No, specific part of the body

Very flexible hours with no set start and finish time. Sometimes with a bit of adhoc admin thrown in.

podiatrist?

I remind people about deadlines, set up meetings (to ascertain information, facilitate discussion, agree deadlines), provide reports, remind people about deadlines, make and check lists, chase information, remind people about deadlines, check things have been done, and remind people about deadlines. Oh - and did I say - I remind people about deadlines?

I tell VIPs that they cannot spell or use correct punctuation.

Risk manager?

I spend my life thinking about insulation, loops and bondage.

Are you a gastroenterologist?

Architect?

Nope, but you are on the right track with building

we are all slaves to the most boring book ever written, now in its 18th edition

I see some Mums, a dentist and an Accountant so far 🤣

As for me, I try to make sure the person I'm with doesn't get killed

I’m concerned about your soul.

Are you a gas engineer? Thinking there must be a big book of gas regulations!

Haha yes!

Body guard?

I encourage my clients to get comfortable, then ask them: “how does that make you feel?” or “who do I remind you of?”

I expect there is, but it's not as big as ours.... or as good....

Ours is British Standard 7671

Spot on! 😂

The devil himself?

If not gas, its great rival ... electricity?

I decide where your children will go for the next 7 or 5 years.

Spot on, not only rival but superior in every way - what's not to love about night storage heaters??

The electrical regs?

A friend of mine once described his job as 'rolling around in mud being shot at'.

Yep

to give the full name B.S.7671, Requirements for Electrical Installations - IET Wiring Regulations, 18th Edition

Great book if you can't sleep

I guess you're right! I notice immediately if our electricity goes off regardless of the time of year, but I probably wouldn't notice the gas going off unless I was actively cooking something on the hob or it was winter and the heating was on.