Tell me what your job is without telling me what your job is!

[PolarQueen]

I'll go first:

I just told a grown man who was running in the park to do his shoelaces up!

I tell people how much money they have, and help some of them spend the right amount of it.

Or a health economist?

I breathe a sigh of relief once a month, and an even bigger sigh of relief once a year.

I cuddle babies, take their temperature and suction airways.

I make trees fly for rich people.

I drug people for a living, legally, with their enthusiastic consent.

I help people who would be more than capable of writing the code for the whole Microsoft 365 system do basic things like format a Word Document😆

Ask all about your problems

Lots of lonely people with the occasional proper emergency. Lots of blood and vomit.

Love, security and stability.

What are you doing later

OP I'm desperate to guess what job that is now. Is it caring for the elderly or disabled?

I don't have a job now but I used to be someone who always smiled and looked happy even though I wasn't, and knew all the office gossip.

I was thinking OP might be a personal trainer.

Me too and fretting about doing work that is not billable

People come to me with their problems and then we do something together that releases all 4 happy hormones and then they leave happy an hour later 😂 My oldest client is 60s and youngest is 4.

“Can you take that watch off please? This is a bare below the elbows area.”

Me too. More specifically paedophiles, child abusers, rapists.

I think you gas people?

Playing whack-a-mole with viruses and worms are amongst my many responsibilities

I am child free yet have teenagers I feel I need to ring up once I’m in work otherwise I fear they won’t get up and be where they should be!

I used to wake people up to give them their sleeping tablet

Drugging more people, well into the night 🤣

Take several sheets of paper from a small group of people. I then give one sheet of paper to lots of people, take them back and count them.

80% of the music I download consists of absolute silence.

No, much more mundane than that