Tell me what your job is without telling me what your job is!

[PolarQueen]

I'll go first:

I just told a grown man who was running in the park to do his shoelaces up!

Everyone wants to do my job because they assume it’s relaxing and I play with flowers all day.

Electoral services?

wasp stings are the most common injury at my place of work 😄

Podriatrist?

I train clients on a bed with a moving carriage and/or on a mat on the floor.

Yes, spot on

Not mine, but I remembered this one https://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/15210239.ive-married-many-men-and-i-know-where-all-the-bodies-are-buried-tweeting-vicar-goes-viral/

I never go to work without plastic bags or treats.

Dog Training or Walking ?

Bags to pick up and treats to reward ?

Lobbyist?

Florist?

Dog walker, well done, have a treat x

Dog groomer?

Close, I walk them, 8 gorgeous pooches. X

Minister of Religion?

A bakery / cake shop?

@ShineOnYouCrazyEmerald very close! Project management.

@LaughingCat Barrister?

I fight against China, North Korea and Russia nearly every day. I usually win.

I make athletes sparkle

Nope! My audience is often far wider, although I’ll target my messaging the more keenly for it. My words get printed in newspapers though never about me nor in my name.

@LardyCakeLover cyber security?

Lots of spit and giving them a good filling 😄

I send weapons and soldiers around the world

Pilates instructor?