Tell me what your job is without telling me what your job is!

[PolarQueen]

I'll go first:

I just told a grown man who was running in the park to do his shoelaces up!

I’m the translator between chaos and clarity. I juggle schools, health professionals, and families—making sure every child’s future is more than just a ticked box.

I think we do the same job. Also ‘I’m afraid he’s out of the office today’ when he absolutely isn’t.

Infection control nurse?

Yes

I have conversations with people who don't exist.

Pilates Instructor?

Oh we are SO in the same job.

“I’m afraid that won’t be possible” means No No Nopity No.

21 sound, 22 distal comp, 23 mesial comp, 24 missing, 25 o, 26 sound, 27 MOD, 28 missing, 38 PE, 37 MO, 36 O…

I find dead people.

I haven’t RTFT - corporate lawyer?

Yes!

I am sorry I cannot tell you how long the waiting list is

IT support?

Social worker?

9/10=90%=0.9

@Karatema you are an insurance broker

Actor?

No....

I give powerful addictive and potentially hallucinogenic drugs to children

Drive a lot
Answer the phone a lot.(Not at the same time)
Shop a lot.
Stay up late, get up early,
Negotiation, persuasion.
Take a nap in the middle of the day.

Recently I posted my shit in a post box...but that's not part of the job. Just thought it sounds funny!

Editor or proof reader?

X ray technician?

Continuity announcer?

Photographer?

“Please stop stroking my leg, Joshua.”