Tell me what your job is without telling me what your job is!

[PolarQueen]

I'll go first:

I just told a grown man who was running in the park to do his shoelaces up!

999 control room?

Armed Forces?

I spend my working hours looking at the insides of people!

How exciting!

You're not at work right now, I hope!

I tell people what tv or radio they should watch/listen to.

Radiographer?

I get up close and personal with upto 16 people every day. I try not to cause pain but sometimes I make them gag. They normally leave happy

I shoot people

So not an anesthetist then!

On a previous thread like this someone came on and said she gases people for a living!

Half of my job is saying ‘That sounds risky,’ l and the other half is fixing it when someone ignores me.

I make strangers dance

Carer?

Teacher?

Dentist

Foreign and defence policy (civil service). I ‘specialise’ on conflicts…

Yes!

Photographer?

Saying “absolutely fucking not” 38 times a day, in six beautiful drafted paragraphs

Radiologist?

photographer?

Physio?

No, not working now, but I shall be later on when most people are tucked up in bed. Shift work is part and parcel of the job.

Copy-editor? (Me too, if so!)

Yes 😁

Proof reader?