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We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays

206 replies

Kugelblitz · 25/05/2025 14:24

Can’t link but a headline post in the Telegraph. The trolling is desperate surely ?

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AndyouWILLATONE · 25/05/2025 14:24

Lol

seasonspuzzling · 25/05/2025 14:30

Hehe pretty hilarious write up

But the guy going to private school in Singapore when he was young? That doesn’t make sense - the best local schools are considered way better than international and locals don’t have to pay

TimeForTeaAndToast · 25/05/2025 14:46

Imagine agreeing to an interview like that and putting all your finances out for public discussion.

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vodkaredbullgirl · 25/05/2025 14:51

What a shame 😂

Summerhillsquare · 25/05/2025 14:53

I think these people do actually believe they are victims though. They're so disconnected from the lives most of us live, they are oblivious.

IKnowAristotle · 25/05/2025 14:53

Is there a gofundme?

MrsBennetsPoorNerves · 25/05/2025 14:56

It's tragic. I mean, imagine having to cut your annual holiday budget down to only £20k per annum.

MoominUnderWater · 25/05/2025 14:58

Problem is there are too many people in the country who actually think like this and sadly (more so in the past rather than currently) a lot of them seem to be involved in running the country.

SwanOfThoseThings · 25/05/2025 15:01
Ha Ha Ha Lol GIF by Lucas and Friends by RV AppStudios

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Puppypeewee · 25/05/2025 15:16

That’s embarrassing! 😀

Forkingannoying · 25/05/2025 15:19

I think the telegraph is just trolling for clicks at this point

CeliaCanth · 25/05/2025 15:19

Can someone suggest to them that they should “take in ironing”?

MrsBennetsPoorNerves · 25/05/2025 15:21

The most astonishing thing about that article is that the Telegraph's editorial team saw fit to publish it. I can only presume that they didn't foresee how badly it would come across. That tells you quite a lot about their perspective on things!

MrsBennetsPoorNerves · 25/05/2025 15:21

Forkingannoying · 25/05/2025 15:19

I think the telegraph is just trolling for clicks at this point

Hmm, maybe.

Womblingmerrily · 25/05/2025 15:22

Well the pictures are stock pictures and the names Ali, Alexandra and Al as well as Harry and Barry must be made up.

The 'we've had to resort to Sainsburys and Europe instead of the Hamptons' as well as 'our daughter has to take sweets from the pantry to school' feel like someone is having a laugh.

Do we think Georgina fancied an easy week and decided just to create a parody story?

DrummingMousWife · 25/05/2025 15:22

lol!! I’ll start a go fund me ….

MrsBennetsPoorNerves · 25/05/2025 15:22

Perhaps the Telegraph has been hacked?!

It does read like a piss take.

Womblingmerrily · 25/05/2025 15:23

@CeliaCanth Comment capacity not available despite the 'tell us what you think about this story'

MushMonster · 25/05/2025 15:24

Oh bless their little cotton socks!
I cannot imagine the suffering!

Do you rememver that program where rich teens exchanged with poor ones? I think we may need it back.....

WeegieW · 25/05/2025 15:25

MrsBennetsPoorNerves · 25/05/2025 15:21

The most astonishing thing about that article is that the Telegraph's editorial team saw fit to publish it. I can only presume that they didn't foresee how badly it would come across. That tells you quite a lot about their perspective on things!

I think they knew exactly how badly it would come across and that’s why they published it.

No3392 · 25/05/2025 15:25

Rage bait

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 25/05/2025 15:25

Anyone got a link that gets through the payroll please?
Despite earning 50 squillion pounds a year, my private school VAT bill means I no longer can afford a Torygraph subscription.

MrsBennetsPoorNerves · 25/05/2025 15:27

WeegieW · 25/05/2025 15:25

I think they knew exactly how badly it would come across and that’s why they published it.

Isn't the Telegraph against VAT on private schools, though?

Sortalike · 25/05/2025 15:27

Hugo is quite beside himself that he's got to sell the Jag, I've had to drop yogalates and my weekly blow dry.

I'm utterly furious that our plight is the subject of such fun.

MrsBennetsPoorNerves · 25/05/2025 15:28

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 25/05/2025 15:25

Anyone got a link that gets through the payroll please?
Despite earning 50 squillion pounds a year, my private school VAT bill means I no longer can afford a Torygraph subscription.

Edited

If you're on your phone, click on the link and then switch to aeroplane mode as soon as it's loaded. You should be able to bypass the paywall...I did!