Should anyone want to watch the worst film ever made and/or deliberately waste an hour of their lives....

[Talonz]

....then it has just started on Film 4.

Enemy Mine. About an astronaut and a male alien who collide in space and crash land on a planet. The male alien turns out to be pregnant and they co-exist on some hostile planet or other.

Really shite.

You take that back!

Urgh.

I raise you Top Cat, and Signs. My husband wandered out of the cinema to do the weekly shop halfway through Top Cat, and I became irrationally jealous. I had to stay with the DCs.

Many years ago, both of us walked out of Cruel Intentions, about a third of the way through.

It is weird, but it's a Werner Herzog film and it stars Klaus Kinski, two big pluses. I'm in no hurry to see it again, mind you.

Gone with the wind, was, in my opinion pretty dreadful and it was so long and never really went anywhere!

I can’t believe no one has said Sex and the City 2. The first film was bad, but the second was horrible, offensive, unmitigated dross. The worst film I’ve ever seen, I can’t believe I’ll ever see worse.

God I also remember going to see that and everyone in our cinema ended up laughing too. I’d blocked the whole thing out until now.

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Have a nice Saturday evening Tourangaleila 👍😁

The Lighthouse is a masterpiece!

it’s based on the myth of Prometheus and other Greco Roman gods but also psychoanalysis and jungian archetypes.

thats not everyone’s thing of course but i liked it a lot!

The only films I've ever actually abandoned at the cinema are Wayne's World 2 (not my choice, I was taking some boarding school kids out at the weekend and drew the short straw) and The Idiots ( it was just so utterly offensive).

I won't have a word said against Howard the Duck though it's a cult classic!

Dogville with Nicole Kidman WTF

If I wanted to see a play I would go to the theatre.

That was perfect to watch when I was so ill I couldn't even remember my name. It was truly shite

Grease 2

I have walked out of three films.
Evil Dead 2. Walked out before I was thrown out for screaming.
Remake of the Pink Panther... An insult to the memory of the wonderful Peter Sellers.
Remake of True Grit... Was watching in the village hall. Got sick and tired of Jeff Bridges mumbling. We had a break halfway through the film and I left. A neighbour and also a friend both left at the same time. They both said they wouldn't have dared if I hadn't!! 🤣 🤣

The Idiots is a masterpiece, IMHO.

Thanks, OP! I have been inspired to track down a German film I saw at least 40 years ago, Celeste, about Marcel Proust's housekeeper. It was projected onto a sheet at the local Buddhist vegetarian cafe that was identifying as an arts centre. The protagonist spent most of the film sitting silently on a chair, staring at the audience. Quite dreadful, although one IMDB reviewer disagrees:

"The silencefor there is little talking in the movie, and much relentless ticking of clocksis hypnotic and, if one is prepared to yield to it, nearly irresistible."

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082225/

Love The Idiots and Dogville.

Me too, absolutely loved that film as a kid!!

My contribution - Yoga Hosers

I don't know what came over Kev

God yes it was awful.

I tried explaining Eraserhead to teenage DS but gave up and handed it over to Wiki and IMDB to explain it for me.

His response was scathing.😂

None of you have suffered the Moshi Monsters movie ….now that really was 90-120mind of dire cinema o won’t get back. Unfortunately it was DS’s 10th or 11th birthday and he wanted to see it. Like a good Mum ie cured it…he’s 22 now and I still remind him that he owes me many mugs of coffee for enduring such rubbish.

It’s my guilty pleasure, if there is such a thing

disgusting and hilarious and bat shit crazy

BULLSHIT ARTIST!

It can't be worse than Yeti: curse of the Snow Demon. That is a terrible film

Some of the films mentioned on here were made to be bad. The old ones (like Plan 9 From Outer Space) were made and marketed as a form of showmanship. MANT! was a fun look at those days.

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