Best MN Username

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I'm just changing my username on here and wondered if you've a favourite that you've seen?

I saw someone's name was "Claudia winklemans fringe trimmer" and that made chuckle

AnyFucker

There used to be some great ones back in the day but I’m struggle to remember.
TheDevilWearsPrimark and AtYourCervix (a midwife iirc) were two

Clever!

This one has had lots of positive comments

I was going to say AtYourCervix as well. Years ago there was a poster called AbsOfCroissant which I always thought was a good name

JesusInTheCabbageVan, AnyFucker, AtYourCervix

This is a recent one but on foot of going down a rabbit hole about the Royal Family I was inspired to make Spanakopita, I'll do the usual "this is very outing" so sorry about that

A few I remember though haven’t seen them for a while I think:
AmusedBush
Webuiltthisbuffetonsausagerolls
SirChengin

EatShitDerek

That one always made me smile as at the time I used to drive past Derek Avenue on my daily commute.

I always loved: unexpected item in shagging area.

Jesusinacabbage van was great I think it came from a waitrose thread.

Sirchengin took me too long to get 😀so I
always chuckle if I see them around.

Another couple of good ones:

MajesticWhine
DramaAlpaca

HelenaHandcart is another punning one I liked.

Obviously I've a fondness for most of the Discworld-inspired names, too numerous to mention.

Came on to say JesusInTheCabbageVan from that text a MNetter got from Ocado many years ago  But @Westfacing beat me to it!

Ah ocado not waitrose.

Anyfucker

Haven't seen her around in along time unfortunately

helenahandcart and donkeyoaty are always memorable

UnexpectedItemInTheShaggingArea is one that always makes me smile

And so it should.
Such a brave lady @AwardGiselePelicotTheNobelPeacePrize

Piffpaffpoff.

I’m still here!

Loads of good ones on MN. Helenahandcart and AtYourCervix were brilliant.

Mine

And was there a SuePerblybuilt?