What's the smallest compliment you've had?

[BigDahliaFan]

I got told yesterday by the girl doing my nails that I had lovely long nail beds. I'm not even sure what a nail bed is but I'll take it.

Ds, aged about 4 needed the toilet while I was doing the supermarket shop. Off we went to the toilets. I decided to have a wee while I was there, with him still in the cubicle.

He shouted out "Mummy, why do you have a furry bottom?" Before I could die of the shame or think of an answer he added "It's nice, I like it!"

He's 19 and 6ft1 now, I've never mentioned it since. The looks of the other women in the vicinity when I came out of the cubicle are etched in my memory forever. If it wasn't for the shame of announcing my lack of bush control I'd take it as a compliment.

A dentist told me I have “the healthiest gums in north-west London”. <preens>

I've just been told by an ophthalmologist that I have "beautiful crisp optic nerve endings" 😶

Wow! Bet you walked out of these 10ft tall and feeling a million dollars 😂😂

I once took part in an identity line up at the local police station, apparently I was a very good suspect

I have had this too with a fling about 20 years ago. I mean, ffs... grim! Also have had a man come up to about 30 years ago and tell me I had very sexy eyebrows. Weirdos.

I have small kneecaps

"You're not as fat as you look" - said to me by a shop assistant when I fitted into a sample dress that she thought would be too small for me 😆

That my boobs are the reason other women get their boobs done. I was 23 and they hadn’t sagged yet.

I used to be a waitress and once we received a complaint by email about the rude staff and cold food, it ended by saying that the waitress on the till was brilliant and complimented her daughters on their my little pony tee shirts and even knew which ponies they were wearing! That was me!

I'm very short and very curvy, big boobs, big bum and thighs, smaller waist. Someone once told me I'd have the most perfect figure if I was stretched half a foot taller...

I am always complimented on my long eyelashes - I don't do anything special with them. Once I was having a makeover in a dept store, the lady gathered all the assistants round to have a look.

6 weeks after having a baby the doctor saying she had never come across a uterus as large as mine.

I have a 'favourable cervix' makes a smear tear very easy apparently 😇

Nice knees

I got one like this... I'm extremely pale and my skin is virtually transparent. Apparently, I'm great for teaching vein anatomy

I was told I have 'friendly cervix' by the GP who was inserting my coil. I was strangely chuffed 😂

Came to say this 🤣

You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

😂Reader I married him...

An anaesthetist told me I was really good at counting backwards.....I was 50.

Oh that reminds me.

Staff Xmas do when I was late teens. I generally don't do make up and clothes but I had for this, including swapping my glasses for contacts.

Part way through the meal I heard my name from the person next to me. Apparently he had been sitting next to me and not recognised me, he'd asked someone else who I was.

A gyno told me i had child bearing hips while he had his hand in me!!

My finest moment was being told by a friends French husband
"you don't cook like an English woman"

I had an echocardiogram a while back and was told that my valves were lovely and clear, and working beautifully 😁

I got told "well done" by the surgeon who did my c section for my twins being over 6 lbs each... Felt a bit of a fraud as all I'd done was lay in bed for months eating crap and watching netflix