What normal things can you not do?

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I can’t blow up a balloon. It hurts my ears
I can’t click

I can’t eat soup from a spoon. It just confuses me after the first few mouthfuls and I forget how to swallow.

I was in secondary school and I was having a similar conversation with a friend, I told he I don't remember my left and right. She said the hand you write with is your right the other is your left, it was like a light bulb went off in my head lol. Up until this day I always check my left and right by my hands that skill has carried me through life!
I cant swim either.

I can't do that bike thing either, perhaps I should say daren't. I always picture myself and the bike falling over, on the non foot side, with lots of clattering and pain.

I am severely dyscalculic, so can't do mental arithmetic, maths, tell the time easily or remember directions.

I can't juggle or do that other weird ball thing from my childhood called “two ball”. My sister tried to teach me for what seemed like decades but I never grasped it.

I will say I can't whistle because I am only capable of emitting an extremely limited range of gasping tweeting noises that generally reduces people to laughter.

Balloons, no. It hurts my face!?.

I have to think about which leg I broke to know which is which

My DD got told that when she was a child. It caused no end of confusion as she's left handed.
Simple solution, index finger pointing upwards whilst the thumb is pointing outwards will give you an "L" shape on your left hand.

Forgot to add the quote.

Ride a bike, follow directions, use a sat nav, climb a ladder

Throw, catch, knit, sew

Yeah I guess it wouldn't work for lefties but the "L" method is a really good one. Funnily enough my daughter is a leftie and never had a problem with her left and right lol

Draw

I can't put a bra on, I have to do it up at the front and then swizzle it round to my back.

Drive
Do anything that involves turning myself upside down
Sustain a romantic relationship
Tolerate repeated noises
Eat mint

Can't swim or do a forward roll

I’ve not reversed into a car park space since passing my test.

Ride a bike
Whistle
Roll my r's
Parallel park
Make friends (I have a few, apparently because they decided to be friends with me)

Drive, due to severely damaged eyesight.

I can't click my fingers, blow a chewing gum bubble, open a tin of corned beef, drive.

Lie on my stomach

My husband was surprised that I can't spit, but it wasn't on the curriculum at my all- girls school.

I lost a considerable amount of my life trying to learn to crochet. All I could manage was a long worm because I couldn't figure out how to start the second row.

I've since discovered that there are left handed patterns for south paws such as myself. I'd never noticed the YouTube tutorials and in the book my Mam got me they were all using their right hand. 🤔

Drive
Whistle with my fingers in my mouth (I can do a pursed lips whistle)
Roll my 'r's
The lotus yoga pose

I can’t whistle, roll my tongue or roll my R’s, no matter how much I try, I just can’t do it!

I also can’t sew, a few people have tried to teach me but they all get frustrated and give up, I really wanted to be a fashion designer but had to give up on that due to my lack of abilities!

Blow a balloon. Or even tie one, once blown.

I can't swim or ride a bike. My parents didn't bother to teach me or my sister. Not even driving lessons. They didn't want us to be independent.

DH OTOH made me do driving lessons and supported me so I could pass.

Wolf whistle is the only thing I can’t and so wish I could do. Solid, decent wolf whistle on demand.