What normal things can you not do?

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I can’t blow up a balloon. It hurts my ears
I can’t click

Poach an egg
Reverse into a parking space

Drive
Sing
Play an instrument
Knit
Crochet
Stick up for myself

I do that too! If I’ve just had a shower (and now dry) I find it impossible to twist it round though, (so now have to stick a cloth under the back strap to help it swivel round).

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I can't put away hoover attachments in their slots. I also struggle with those children's toys which involve posting a shaped bit of plastic through the same shaped hole, or fitting a shape into a space on a board.

I also can't do those MENSA puzzles where you have to decide which picture is the given shape rotated through, say, 90 degrees.

I can't roll my Rs, which is a nightmare for learning Spanish.

Swim, ride a bike, blow up a balloon.

Are you my missing twin? I even have trouble with those sports bras that don’t have fastenings, my boobs seem somehow to conspire to miss the ‘cup’.

Actually, we had a dear departed Hen at the weekend. I picked her up by her rigor mortis clawed foot and threw her into the forest (our garden has a forest) for the foxes and so on to find.

I told her I appreciated her sterling work over the years.

I always end up getting it on my top too!

@billycat321 and I love picking them up, they are so funny with their beady side eyed panic! I do give them a lovely stroke but I'm not sure they like it!

I can't apply eyeliner on my eyelid, i.e. above my eye. Well I can, but it looks like I drew it on with my foot. So I end up looking like Iris from The League of Gentlemen.

Tie shoelaces. My friends automatically glance at my feet when we meet up to see if I need them doing. (I have admitted defeat now and usually wear buckles or zips.)
I'm 42.

I can't walk up stairs or over bridges where I can see through the steps/wood.

‘I cannot for the life of me do that thing where you hold your bike to your right, put the left foot on its pedal, push off and swing the right leg over that I see other people doing effortlessly.’

Thank you ExtraDisorganised for describing this so perfectly. I can ride a bike fine but I can’t do this, nor can I cycle no-hands.

Currently fuck all with my broken shoulder! But in normal life i can't ride a bike ( I'm 66) or put my head under water

Are you my missing twin? I even have trouble with those sports bras that don’t have fastenings, my boobs seem somehow to conspire to miss the ‘cup’.

I'm so relieved it's not just me, those swimming costume or bikini tops with plastic fastenings are the worst for me, I have to go find my DH to do it!

I do that too! If I’ve just had a shower (and now dry) I find it impossible to twist it round though, (so now have to stick a cloth under the back strap to help it swivel round).

Yes, post swimming is the worst!

Fall asleep in less than 3 hours.

Ride a bike. My coordination and balance is non existent.

My DP can't wink at all. He closes both eyes and scrunches his face up.. It's hysterical.
Apparently Kate Moss can't wink... it was a nightmare for ID magazine covers!

I can’t either! At least not on demand. Probably burp by accident about twice a year but I don’t know how people can make themselves do it.

I can't spell.

I also can't do those MENSA puzzles where you have to decide which picture is the given shape rotated through, say, 90 degrees.
Me neither. How are you at driving? I hate it because I find it really hard to tell where cars are coming from when I look in my mirrors. I think it is related!

Apply eyeshadow

Same, also getting out of bed or getting up from the floor. I'm only 38 but you'd think I was 90 by the sounds I make😂