Posted by mistake!
"Filtered through the heather!"
"Jaaaack, whaur hiv ye been, Ah've bin deid since last Thursday, yoooo kilt me, whaur's ma broon loaf!?"
You will buy alcohol at a responsible 'oor, no at two minutes past 10, now get oot ma shop, ye alki bastard!"
"Ah wis affa sorry tae hear o yer passing, but your place is in the spirit world, ye cannae wander aboot amongst the livin, you must go fae this place"
Oh so many, Still Game will never not be funny!
In The Last Kingdom
Sihtric "Thankyou Lord, we will name our first son Uhtred"
Uhtred "No you will not!!"
Sihtric "No we will not!!"