A thread where we give eachother stupid advice

[Axalotl]

My tap is dripping. I've asked DH to fix it because I can't be bothered to work out how. It's been a week and it still isn't done. What shall I do?

Sell the house and bugger off to Spain on the proceeds, don't tell the husband, let him figure it out.

My turn, I want to change my life for the better this December. What should I do?
xD

Shave your head.

I want a holiday where do I go?

divorce you husband. actually that would be legit advice from some 😑

@Pinkbonbon find a toy boy. Definitely. And also a sugar daddy

LTB!

Call a plumber and pay using your DH's card?

@EmraldSky I can't get mad. He has spent the whole three weeks decorating the downstairs... although that could be good enough grounds for divorce tbh

Attach water balloons to it, each time one fills, throw it at your husband, it should only take a couple and he will fix the tap.

@Axalotl hit it with the heel of your hand and call it a twat. I did this last week and it doesn't mend the tap but it does take your mind off it.

@MrsTerryPratchett Bognor.

Perhaps Ukraine?

Sounds like perfectly sound advice to me. I can outsource the payment of the toyboy to the sugar daddy. Sound economics :)

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What should I get my dh for his birthday?

A live in stripper and siberian tiger cub.
That way you can work two jobs to pay for a stripper, let your DH shag her and spend the rest of the time in a fear for your life as tiger grows bigger and you need to take care for it.

Something that you love for yourself but could pass off as a genuine present for him.

What shall I do when my 4 year tantrums. I think he should have grown out of them by now.

My turn, I love bloke who is mentally more mature than me. What to do to keep him interested?

Omg, I hadn't even thought of that!

I've got you fam ;)

Put marbles in his shoes as a prank

What's the best way to sell my house?

For your 4 your olds tantrums, dress as a clown.

Brick by brick

What should I have for dinner?

Vinted.

Go into next doors house, help yourself from their fridge.

Pose in a different underwear set in every rightmove photo.