A thread where we give eachother stupid advice

[Axalotl]

My tap is dripping. I've asked DH to fix it because I can't be bothered to work out how. It's been a week and it still isn't done. What shall I do?

Excellent 👌 next door is a takeaway 😃

Oh no, the advice was rather good then 😆

Bribe him with chocolate and sweets every time and the tantrums will definitely decrease in frequency.

How can I stop my anxiety once and for all?

Scare yourself frequently and horrifically.

I need to pack the contents of my house as we are moving, where should I start?

Get into a tiny enclosed space and tell yourself there isn't sufficient air.

Sentimental items, read all the old cards, look through your photo albums and have a good cry about times long past, the packing can wait.

How should I deal with a rude colleague I don't like but have to talk to about work?

Get yourself a glass of wine and pour it into a box.

How should I deal with a rude colleague I don't like but have to talk to about work?

Sock puppets.

@Rumforme

Drink all the rum. Then say whatever comes to your mind.

@InformerYaNoSayDaddyMeSnowMeIGoBlameALickyBoom

This thread is for bad advice only!

What shall I cook on Xmas day?

What should I do when I don't feel like going into work in the morning?

Don't cook. Keep it all raw, including the turkey.

Don't go, put all your previous wages on a gambling bet instead.

My tap has dripping for months. For complicated reasons, I don't want to bring in the plumber (who is also the gas engineer) until the roof is fixed. I have been let down roofers for the last the last six months.

In the meantime, given that I am on a water meter, I've stuck a big jug under the drip and use it to fill my kettle.

What should I do when I don't feel like going into work in the morning?

Call your boss and enthusiasticly tell them all about your last bowel movement, spare no details.

My husband is doing my head in?
Best way to kill him and get away with it?

Your mother in law

While killing him live stream it on Facebook

As long as I wear a balaclava 😏

have a public fight in the pub when you say “ I’ll kill you you bastard” In front of 100 witnesses. Then suffocate him and hide him in the loft.

Haha this thread is hilarious!

Fake your own murder, and have him sent t prison for life. Then live out your life on the island of St Marie, and marry the police Inspector there.

Have you considered Wales? It's lovely at this time of year.

Buy bottle of vodka, a can of hotdogs and go to poshest shop you can find and spend few hundreds on obscure food you never heard of.
Now gather all that posh food, quickly drink all vodka and try to make eight course high end french dinner.
Fail at every step.
Leave kitchen in ruins.
Serve your MIL hotdogs straight from the can.