A thread where we give eachother stupid advice

[Axalotl]

My tap is dripping. I've asked DH to fix it because I can't be bothered to work out how. It's been a week and it still isn't done. What shall I do?

My toddler (2) took off her pyjamas, nappy, pillow case and duvet cover and wee'd all over her cot tonight. What can I do?

bind your entire sink with duct tape

Squeeze them out into a glass and drink the piss. Alternatively, if you have a needle you could draw it up and find your biggest fattest vein for a real piss high.

Go to a hotel for the night.

Taking toddler with you optional if other parent around.

Turn the mattress upside down 🙃

Duct tape

What shall I do this weekend with my two teenagers?

Meth

@GingerLiberalFeminist

All of you should go and sleep outside in the garden ( or the nearest park if you don't have a garden). Don't wear pyjamas - they'll only get wet if there is another pee incident.

What shall I do when my 4 year tantrums. I think he should have grown out of them by now.

Bind him up with duct tape.

Crystal meth

Show him your tits every time he behaves like an extra adulty adult.

Identify as Cathedral City Extra Mature Cheddar.

This is supposed to be a thread for BAD advice. Tut.

Break everything by smashing with mallet, it will fit/pour easily in to the moving boxes.

Always dress like Sue Pollard.

Try wearing a baklava

LTB

My baby wakes up multiple times in the night and I'm so tired. What should I do?

Stop feeding baby milk, instead give them coffee.

Sleep out in the shed.

This thread has made my night. THANK YOU 🤣

Don’t go to sleep. That way, you don’t have to deal with being woken up

Wrap everything including toddler in cling film.

How do I make this mark in my carpet less noticeable?

Learn to pogo.