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Which Christmas song do you hate the most?

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Thomasina79 · 24/11/2024 09:00

I particularly loathe all I want for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey

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IsadoraQuagmire · 24/11/2024 11:57

Baby It's Cold Outside is NOT in any way a Christmas song! It is one of my favourite songs though.
I can't stand any actual Christmas songs, apart from Santa Baby which I adore.

HereForTheAnimals · 24/11/2024 12:00

I love most of them, but one I don't care for is Driving Home for Christmas.

My favourite is probably A Spaceman Came Travelling by Chris De Burgh.

PuppyMonkey · 24/11/2024 12:10

Little fucking Donkey just made me Grin

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ImWearingPantaloons · 24/11/2024 13:01

Fairytale of New York.

Miserable dirge

BearSoFair · 24/11/2024 13:46

Little Saint Nick. 'Run run fucking reindeer' gives me the rage!

PlumpHobbit · 24/11/2024 14:00

Most of them, especially the dirgy slow ones

Anything with Michael Buble

Favourite would probably be Band Aid and Stay Another Day

SereneCapybara · 24/11/2024 14:01

ObieJoyful · 24/11/2024 10:29

I hated Baby it’s Cold Outside until I heard the reverse version by John Travolta & Olivia N-J. It’s far less sinister!

Ooh, I haven't heard that one. Sounds good.

PiggyPigalle · 24/11/2024 14:06

Currently on radio two adverts are using A Partridge in a Pear Tree.
I find the repetition in the song irritating, like 10 Green Bottles.

Andoutcomethewolves · 24/11/2024 14:19

PuppyMonkey · 24/11/2024 12:10

Little fucking Donkey just made me Grin

Little donkey brings back traumatic memories of playing the back end of the donkey in a donkey suit in a primary school nativity and having to sing that song into the arse of my classmate playing the head end 🤢

Little fucking donkey indeed 🤣

SwordToFlamethrower · 24/11/2024 14:44

All of them.

RaininSummer · 24/11/2024 16:04

Santa baby makes me feel queasy every time.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 24/11/2024 16:14

Mistletoe and Wine has surely got to be the worst ever.

But TBH I prefer proper carols to nearly all of them - unless those carols are sung by ‘celebs’ with breathy voices, trying to put ‘expression’ into them.

Proper choirs only and not mucked about, thank you.

TeamPolin · 24/11/2024 17:17

Lonely this Christmas. I hate the sub-Elvis crooning and the spoken bit in the middle. Makes me CRINGE! 😬

SwordToFlamethrower · 24/11/2024 17:19

When they're forced on you, years after goddam year, they all become intolerable.

The magic has long since gone

SparrowFeet · 24/11/2024 17:21

The Lizzo one from last year or the year before. I don't know why but it just made me angry every time it came on. I always think the newest ones are a marketing ploy to just make some royalties having it on a Christmas album each year once nobody is bothered about you (a la "about a boy").
I don't mind the older ones as it just reminds me of watching top of the pops 2 at Christmas with my parents. They're just a sign that Christmas is here.
Not the Lizzo one though.

feellikeanalien · 24/11/2024 17:22

WillowTit · 24/11/2024 10:55

oh and i Also Like
A wombling merry christmas

We definitely don't hear that one enough!😄

DemonicCaveMaggot · 24/11/2024 17:25

The Mariah Carey one, screechy self-indulgent dreck.

I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Because they are sickeningly twee.

I'd sooner listen to the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

Oreosareawful · 24/11/2024 17:26

The spaceman one is bloody awful, and felis navidad.
East 17 Stay another day makes me tune the radio off- it’s not even Christmasy.
My absolute favourite is underneath the tree!

TheTecknician · 24/11/2024 17:27

Hey Mister Christmas by Showaddywaddy is seldom played on the radio. It's fairly inoffensive but would be better without the children's choir. It's nearly fifty years since it charted.

Longleggedblond · 24/11/2024 17:28

Don't think i know " little fucking donkey" . must google. Another Mariah hater here

Dontlletmedownbruce · 24/11/2024 17:29

I feel a little part of me dies inside everytime I hear Mariah's opening bars.

Also hate Santa Baby, give me the rage.

Don't mind Mistletoe and Wine until the kid at the end sings 'a time to rejoice in the good dat we see'. Why oh why use the version when he doesn't even sing it right

Edited to add the only one I don't mind is 'Mary's boy child'.

the80sweregreat · 24/11/2024 17:32

I like most of them, but a few are a bit tedious.
Santa Claus is coming to town by the Jackson 5 is very annoying , I know others have covered it too

Longleggedblond · 24/11/2024 17:33

what is link with moors murders and little drummer boy?

UpTheMagicChristmasTree · 24/11/2024 17:35

I'm a bit soft on Christmas, I think I love all of them!

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