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What's the most ridiculous thing you've even been accused of?

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NavyPombear · 15/11/2024 18:11

Just that really, Something so obviously nonsense that you couldn't believe anyone would take it seriously.

For me without doubt, it was when my parents thought I'd robbed a bank.
I was 17 and at school at the time of the robbery......

To this day I'm not entirely convinced they believe I wasn't involved 🙄

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gillefc82 · 15/11/2024 22:58

Oh, I’ve got a few!

Having a random discussion about drugs at a family get together when I was mid to late 20s and talking about never having tried anything other than a bit of cannabis resin back when I was about 16, when my DM pipes up and states as a fact that I also used to do poppers when younger?! I’ve never touched them in my life even now, but she swore blind she knew better! Still not entirely sure she knew what poppers were or what they were often used for!!

A former school best friend accused me of stealing from her during my first girls holiday abroad. Apparently she was expecting more money in her account than was there and as the three of us on the trip all knew each others PIN numbers, she reasoned one of us had used her card and taken it. We had had a big fall out earlier on in the holiday and the other girl had sided with her, so she ended up accusing me. She spent the next week after getting back bad mouthing me to all and sundry and even tried to start a fight with me after we bumped into each other on a night out in the town centre the following weekend. It turned out she’d just been underpaid for overtime she’d worked and only realised when she got the back pay in her next fortnightly pay packet. I only found this out through mutual friends some time later - she never even bothered to get it touch and try to apologise.

I was accused by some random woman over Facebook messenger of sleeping with her mates fiancé after a night out. He and his friend had actually just been decent fellas and walked me to a taxi rank after my mate had bailed on me on our night out.

In high school was accused of bullying and instigating a fight between two girls. The two girls in question had until recently been good friends but had a daft fall out over some lad. I was good friends with one so was trying to get them to just sit down and have a conversation with eachother. Unfortunately other girls were going back and forth but were trying to stir the pot and I got lumped in with them. Ended up with detention and lines - the only time I was ever in trouble at school!

Probably my worst example involved the good friend from the last story. During the summer holidays when I was 13/14 most of the friendship group I had turned on me and started silent calls to the house, ordering taxis etc. The most horrid thing they did was tell this girl that I had bad mouthed her for being diabetic. Completely untrue but sadly she believed them for most of the summer, joined in with the bullying and ostracising me. At the very end of the summer break she did come round to apologise, saying she now realised they had lied to her and asking me to forgive her and still be friends. I thanked her for being big enough to apologise but told her I couldn’t be her friend as I couldn’t be friends with someone prepared to think so little of me and believe I was capable of such nastiness.

Petitchat · 15/11/2024 22:59

InformerYaNoSayDaddyMeSnowMeIGoBlameALickyBoom · 15/11/2024 18:28

I had a little boy when I was 18, he, sadly died when he was very young, he had a lot of complications, it was unexpected when he took ill, but we were un hospital and I donated his organs when I took him off life support, so it's not like there was ever a suspicion I killed him or anything.

I had actually just been up to register his death and heard a shop assistant and a customer gossiping about a teen mum who got drunk and murdered her child and went into details about arrests etc. Then they said the day and street and I realised they were talking about me and when my sons health started declining.

I went all out, and showed the pair of evil bastards my sons death certificate and left them looking shame faced.

So, yes, murdering my own child was a pretty bad accusation.

Omg!
So sorry Flowers

FailureAndSuicide · 15/11/2024 22:59

Accused of being a pervert because I gave her a peck on the cheek because she was upset over something stupid and unbeknownst to her I'd just been diagnosed with possible stage 3 cancer and was in agony. I was one of many I subsequently found out she had made accusations against. I had been sternly warned about associating with her by a mutual acquaintance. After her accusation she invited me to her Birthday party as if nothing had happened. Suffice to say I ended the so called friendship. We're both straight females.

BlueSilverCats · 15/11/2024 23:02

Mine are fairly lighthearted.

A lot of people (including the librarians and parents of friends) didn't believe I read the books I said I read. Even if I lied, what did it matter?

A boyfriend doing the typical "you're cheating on me" for actually having a life that didn't revolve around him.

Sleeping around. I did a lot later tho.Grin

BlueSilverCats · 15/11/2024 23:03

Oh not so lighthearted.

Aunt saying my dad died (he had cancer) after seeing my living conditions/lifestyle.

An uncle saying he died because I became Catholic (was raised Orthodox).

Petitchat · 15/11/2024 23:03

TeenToTwenties · 15/11/2024 18:40

Cheating in a maths test when I was about 6 years old...... I went on to study maths at Cambridge.

That's the best Karma ever 😊

pinduckdo · 15/11/2024 23:04

Gave feedback to someone at work and she didn't like it so accused me of being racist 🙄

AcceptAllChanges · 15/11/2024 23:05

I once got accused of pretending to read a book in French. I was quite pretty a million years ago, the guy just point blank refused to believe I had anything between my ears.

VegTrug · 15/11/2024 23:06

@Grassgreenblue Was DD 9 when that man grabbed hold of her???

Grassgreenblue · 15/11/2024 23:09

VegTrug · 15/11/2024 23:06

@Grassgreenblue Was DD 9 when that man grabbed hold of her???

No,I think she was about 11/12 (I wouldn't let her go to the shop by herself when she was younger than that due to the busy road)
She was 9 when my mother accused her of walking into the pawn shop by herself and pawning her ring
We are both still fuming about both incidents
(Sorry,I wasn't clear about her age)

ClafoutisSurprise · 15/11/2024 23:09

This is ridiculously trivial, but for some reason I’ll never forget my parents telling me that they’d been informed at parents evening that I’d deleted a load of icons off my computer on purpose in IT class. They told the teacher it didn’t sound like something I would do, and she apparently became quite animated in insisting that I had and that it was very bad and devious to drag icons into the trash bin.

I was offended because it was such a pathetically sly ‘crime’ to be accused of! The teacher never actually directly said anything to me.

lollypopsforme · 15/11/2024 23:13

Ive got a whole list.
But i started to do what i was blamed for lol they stopped.
Mostly sleeping with others ive never met.

Pieandchips999 · 15/11/2024 23:18

I got semi accused of cheating on my child development mock exam by my child development teacher who thought I was thick. Mainly because I never paid attention in class or did the homework. I only did the practical bits. This was because half the lesson involved reading a textbook with dull and basic information about child development. The homework involved answering questions which required you to regurgitate the book in the same order it was written so you were basically summarising the chapter. It was semi accused as the teacher told me that she thought I'd cheated but then she went and talked to all the other teachers in the staff room about me and that she was surprised to hear I was actually quite bright. I remember sitting there and thinking that I couldn't really explain that she was the worst teacher I had and I actually thought she was a bit thick so we were obviously both mistaken

BlueSilverCats · 15/11/2024 23:22

Pieandchips999 · 15/11/2024 23:18

I got semi accused of cheating on my child development mock exam by my child development teacher who thought I was thick. Mainly because I never paid attention in class or did the homework. I only did the practical bits. This was because half the lesson involved reading a textbook with dull and basic information about child development. The homework involved answering questions which required you to regurgitate the book in the same order it was written so you were basically summarising the chapter. It was semi accused as the teacher told me that she thought I'd cheated but then she went and talked to all the other teachers in the staff room about me and that she was surprised to hear I was actually quite bright. I remember sitting there and thinking that I couldn't really explain that she was the worst teacher I had and I actually thought she was a bit thick so we were obviously both mistaken

What's the point in saying that to anyone? I had it too from a maths teacher "I thought you cheated and copied from Anna's paper , until I saw you scored higher than her."

Basically... "I still think you're thick, I don't trust you and I want you to know it."

Same to you bitch.Grin

Pieandchips999 · 15/11/2024 23:31

BlueSilverCats · 15/11/2024 23:22

What's the point in saying that to anyone? I had it too from a maths teacher "I thought you cheated and copied from Anna's paper , until I saw you scored higher than her."

Basically... "I still think you're thick, I don't trust you and I want you to know it."

Same to you bitch.Grin

I have no idea. I was often credited with a level of maturity I didn't possess at school because I was academic but not emotional capable. My maths teacher had a special talk with me about how if I spend all the lessons with my head on the desk in a catatonically depressed state I'd only get an A and not the A* I deserved then I might not get to go to Oxbridge. I was incredibly surprised that I was going to get an A by doing absolutely nothing and told her I was planning to leave home and get a job in childcare and it had never occurred to me that anyone thought I might be able to go Oxbridge. If they wanted to know what was going on at home they should have just asked I was desperate for help but instead got these weird semi adult lectures I had no idea what to do with and were just plain weird.

LetsRedecorate · 15/11/2024 23:34

Being an attention seeking hypochondriac. By a family member who was a nurse. I later found out I had T1 diabetes.

Apparently as I didn’t constantly have bad thrush and a really itchy fanny I couldnt possibly have had it, I was just trying to make it ‘all about me’. I was actually seriously poorly. Not all patients have the same synptoms.

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 15/11/2024 23:37

Painting my initials in 4 foot high letters on a barn wall. Got a proper rollicking for that. I was 9. I have the same initials as my much older, much taller brother.

Nitgel · 15/11/2024 23:37

Anonym00se · 15/11/2024 18:15

Not me, but back in the day DM reported my Dad to the police as she suspected he could be the Yorkshire Ripper. To be fair, he did fit the profile in many ways and he was a brute.

Blimey

sunsu · 15/11/2024 23:45

Worked in a horrendously toxic environment. Manager was incompetent and insufferable but due to our location, he was very much left to his own devices (furthest north branch in UK so far from head office & other branches). I eventually left the role and put in a complaint about all the shit that had gone on, I had documented it with dates etc as I knew one day I’d need it. Well, once the investigation started the manager accused me of assaulting him to those conducting the investigation!! Stupid bugger had clearly forgot about the CCTV and the fact it was easily disproven. Sadly I think he’s still in position and from what former colleagues told me a few months ago, still as toxic as ever.

Ahardone · 15/11/2024 23:52

Not really ridiculous in terms of outright nonsensical, but it felt absolutely ridiculous to me.

In my teens attended a college which held practicals etc. The students were mostly poor, from a poor area, and struggled hard. We were trying to better our lives through education and learning a trade.

For the particularly poor teens that were struggling for basic bus fares to attend the college, a lady came in to help us (think support for applying for help with costs etc, iirc) and also help us talk about what was going on at home that was making it difficult for us to attend etc - most of us were underprivileged.

The lady set up in a small room and we were given times to pop in and see her. My time came, pretty early on to her getting there. She was outwardly absolutely lovely and helpful. Midway through, she excused herself to nip to the loo. She came back, we carried on/finished up, I got back to my practical work.

I was then approached by the lead instructor whom told me the lady had reported her purse had gone missing, and the lady had said she noticed it sometime after she had seen me. I obviously denied it, as I hadn't taken it. I asked if she had seen other students, and therefore was the instructor asking them too, or just me. The instructor said that the lady didn't think anyone else had the opportunity, it must have been me, as I was the only student she left alone in the room whilst she nipped to the loo. I offered to empty my handbag and pockets right there, which was met with a 'no, need for that'.

Went back to the group of girls, and we went to the theory session. All sat round a big desk. Lead instructor comes in, repeats the problem. At that point I stated infront of everyone I'd been accused by the lady first, and proceeded to tip my bag upside down on the desk. All the girls were horrified and got quite angry, as they knew, and said as much, Ahardone would NEVER do that. I imagine this was loud enough for the lady to hear from another room. We asked if she checked her car, and whether she was sure she hadn't left it at home, and the instructor responded that they had asked the lady this and she'd said yes, she was sure.

We all got quite upset by being accused of this, all of us were hard up, but would never take anything that didn't belong to us - they were deep down a good group of girls that just had it hard.

It turns out the woman did find her purse, she'd left it at home. She never came back. And there was no apology.

She came to help a group of poor, disadvantaged teen girls trying to get out of hardship, and instead falsely accused them of stealing her purse and money, and didn't have the strength of character to even offer an apology in passing to the instructor (who confirmed she had found her purse in the end). It felt hideous that someone looked at me and thought I looked the type to do it.

Next time we were offered assistance, we all swiftly refused. We learned our lesson fast.

LittleMissStroppyPants · 15/11/2024 23:54

Racism

I dealt with a difficult client for some time (over the phone). I was going above and beyond to try and help them. I was getting phone calls almost daily. When I couldn't get them what I wanted I was accused of being racist, unprofessionalism etc.

I'm not white myself and was trying my best to help the client.

It was hard not to take personally.

PeaceOutGirlScout · 15/11/2024 23:54

In primary school, maybe year 5 or 6. I was accused of writing my name on the back of a special and meaningful photo a classmate had bought in. Can't remember what the photo was but it was v v special. The teacher came over to me fuming (in those days they shouted and pushed you but no canes) and classmate was crying. I obviously hadn't because that would be really weird and was perplexed and scared that I wouldn't to able to prove it.

My name is foreign but has an English version. Most people spell it with the same correct letters in a different order. I told them that wasn't how my name was spelt, wasn't my writing and what would my reason be. They didn't believe me and had to get the register to confirm. It's a really simple name ffs. Turns out it was the class bully who was best friends with my classmate (but the classmate was a really sweet kid) had done it out of spite to get me in trouble. Nearly worked. I think their friendship was toast after that.

Weird as fuck!

Agapornis · 16/11/2024 00:02

Racism.
A colleague was known to smoke weed on work premises after he'd finished his work with children, in full view of the public. I and another colleague voiced our thought that that was unprofessional and damaging to our employer's reputation.

Amusingly he was not of an ethnicity that has a prejudice/cliché love of cannabis attached to it.

Frith2013 · 16/11/2024 00:22

I was accused of bullying a younger child at primary school. He had a few physical disabilities but 3 or 4 years age difference was a lot when you were aged 10 so I had never even spoken to him!

Our head teacher was absolutely vile and shouted at me for ages. He threatened all sorts to get me to confess and said he would phone my parents that afternoon. I presume he never did as they certainly would have mentioned it. I remember the horror of it now.

Then my ex husband was morbidly jealous and accused me daily of looking at other men and having affairs. After 6 years I started to wonder if I HAD been unfaithful and had somehow blocked it from my mind!

oneeggisunoeuf · 16/11/2024 00:27

A friend at university told me that a mutual friend said I'd groped him when we were all in the back of a van going to a concert in Glasgow. I denied it but she obviously didn't believe me and I was heartbroken that she had believed his lies. I have no idea why he made something like that up, he was vile.