The list we shouldn't have found...

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As my daughter lifted a pack of chicken breasts, there it lay. Hidden.

Put the chicken back.

Try and forget it. Some things are best hidden. Hold your daughter close.

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??????

Eh?

But did it include naice ham?

So what the buggery fuck was on the list? Just askin'

Eh?

Phone 111.

Ugh cryptic post.
Now I'm invested

Thoughts and prayers…?

Has your daughter written the list. What was on the list.
im just trying to understand what your post is about.

We need to see the list, or a diagram of the list.

Well, if it was under a packet of chicken breasts, it clearly wasn't terribly well hidden was it?

The image was lost too FFS. I'm still in the store. It won't load. Apologies. Be patient...

Have you tried penguin bollards?

Onions
Butter
Potatoes
Chicken breasts
Lemons
Paprika

Phone 101 and 111 to log it.

Condoms
Cucumber
Vaseline
Wine
Paracetamol

Hit man’s list of targets?

I actually had a shopping list exactly like this recently, got some odd looks at checkout in Sainsbury's

Clearly a lot of newer posters 😂

Someone needs to explain, but I am off on the school run.

Third attempt...I'm in Norfolk though so it's still a slim chance..

I may have to make up something exciting instead after all this suspense...

It's really not all that hilarious, though.

Add a multipack of Mars bars and you've got the exact shopping basket of a young chap who came through my checkout (fner) when I was working in a supermarket about 20 years ago. Oddly enough, he would not look me in the eye...