The list we shouldn't have found...

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As my daughter lifted a pack of chicken breasts, there it lay. Hidden.

I didn't know you could get chocolate flavour Persil Automatic. Makes a change from that regular soapy flavour.

Sorry?

Specifically in that order ? 😆
Enjoy your night !

I thought the last one said "entrails". But my eyes are pretty dodgy.

Funny - I reckon someone's teenager wrote that having a laugh.

Mine used to add ‘lots of chocolate’, ‘extra wine for mummy as daddy’s away’ and ‘a new puppy called Cooper’ to my shopping lists all the time.

Nothing psychopathic like soap for penis or good luck card for manslaughter trial, though…

Omg this is so exciting. I can't eat or sleep because of this information.
Wtf????????

That should be penis beaker surely?

Wow, I didn't know the timewaster letters guy wrote Friday Night Dinner.

I used to know a bloke years ago who wrote loads of nonsense letters to various organisations. He kept copies of them all very neatly in an A4 folder with punch pockets so he could add return correspondence to the relevant letter.

I assumed he ended up in the nuthouse but maybe he's a channel 4 scriptwriter with a false name.

Love 'Shit Crisps' 😂

Suffolk, I went on an Expedition 🤣

SIX pages??? It WAS worth it after all. I am vindicated 😁

Maybe it’s shiitake flavoured crisps?

Oh yeah, now I have your interest...anyone still play the game?

It's where ' naice ham' came from ..I can't actually remember whether I saw that thread originally or quoted on a newer thread.

Maybe the shopping list is an alternative format of the very short story. I like the murderer one !

Awww, me too! It was fun.

There is something about transferring £5 for Bud for some bets ... which might concern some parents.

i dont understand

I'll have the
'quecumber'

I don’t understand this game at all.

but it's ok, no one cares whether you 'fathom' it or not 🤷🏻‍♀️. People have tried to explsin so they don't cause hurty feels, what more do you want them to do 🤷🏻‍♀️. Not start anything unless you are there??

😂 hurty feels - love it!

Don't know why some people are being arsey to OP - she made me smile. But Jesus! some of you are uptight.

i posted that i found a list- similar non reaction here

Thanks OP, this post has brightened up my evening😁

long long time ago i think

Lol love it! 😅