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The list we shouldn't have found...

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Damnloginpopup · 21/10/2024 15:16

As my daughter lifted a pack of chicken breasts, there it lay. Hidden.

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DickEmery · 21/10/2024 19:03

I reckon shit crisps are the own brand multipack crisps people I give their my kids to put them off rummaging to the back of the cupboard in search of the cracked black pepper and balsamic vinegar packs they I stash away for themselves myself

The false flag of crisps, if you will.

Roxbury · 21/10/2024 19:04

Damnloginpopup · 21/10/2024 17:53

Oh yeah, now I have your interest...anyone still play the game?

How dare you!

Mollyplop999 · 21/10/2024 19:09

This has made me cry with laughter. Some of you are so witty!

Supersoakers · 21/10/2024 19:11

the 70s guy living on powdered casserole and bets should really know how to spell lager properly seeing as he put it on the list twice (although he did cross out ‘larger crate’)

Supersoakers · 21/10/2024 19:12

DickEmery · 21/10/2024 19:03

I reckon shit crisps are the own brand multipack crisps people I give their my kids to put them off rummaging to the back of the cupboard in search of the cracked black pepper and balsamic vinegar packs they I stash away for themselves myself

The false flag of crisps, if you will.

Yep made perfect sense to me, someone’s dh has obvs been wasting premium snacks on the kids

anon20 · 21/10/2024 19:27

UCL is that you? 🤣

PointsSouth · 21/10/2024 19:58

There's an FB group called something like 'Other People's Shopping Lists' and it consists entirely of pictures of lists found in supermarket trolleys and speculative - often scurrilous - conversation about them.

anicecuppateaandayummyshortbreadbiscuit · 21/10/2024 20:01

Boobygravy · 21/10/2024 15:52

I once wrote an extensive shopping list and forgot a few items.
I wrote the items on the back, explained to dh I’d forgotten them and off he went to the supermarket and bought the first list all over again!
He doesn’t listen and I should have used a clean piece of paper or lost my first list.

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Cherrysoup · 21/10/2024 20:08

CrustyOldFrump · 21/10/2024 15:22

We need to see the list, or a diagram of the list.

🤣

wavingfuriously · 21/10/2024 20:21

KittyGetSmall · 21/10/2024 15:24

Condoms
Cucumber
Vaseline
Wine
Paracetamol

🫢

Damnloginpopup · 21/10/2024 21:42

Roxbury · 21/10/2024 19:04

How dare you!

I know right! I'd forgotten all about the game too ,😁

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DickEmery · 21/10/2024 22:28

WHAT game??!

AdaColeman · 21/10/2024 23:11

I used like the shopping list threads, back in the days when it was all fields round here.

I feel sorry for the guy buying packet mix cheese sauce, I hope someone gives him Delia's 'How to Cook' for Christmas.

Lyraloo · 22/10/2024 18:07

Damnloginpopup · 21/10/2024 15:16

As my daughter lifted a pack of chicken breasts, there it lay. Hidden.

And the prize for the most boring post ever ……..,,,,

Game0fCrones · 22/10/2024 18:47

This is a perfect example of the decline and current sorry state of discourse on Mumsnet.

MoonWoman69 · 22/10/2024 19:29

Wish I'd have saved mine from many years ago, written by my DH... Items included Borvil and cumber... Bless his little illiterate socks!!!
More recently I shouted down from upstairs and asked him to add wet toilet wipes to the list before I forgot, as we were heading out to do the monthly shop. Got to that point on the list, he'd written wet bum wipes!
Nobody got their hands on my shopping list, I ate it with some naice ham!!! 🤣🤣🤣

CharlotteCorderoy · 22/10/2024 20:01

Cannot believe that nobody has mentioned the ‘poison for blackbird’! That’s horrifying!!

JoBrandsCleaner · 22/10/2024 20:07

I’m a bit lost tbh not read much of it, but there’s a Facebook group you’d probably like - ‘other people’s shopping lists’ 🙂

JaneJeffer · 22/10/2024 20:15

Game0fCrones · 22/10/2024 18:47

This is a perfect example of the decline and current sorry state of discourse on Mumsnet.

I can't tell whether you're being serious or joking

Ladymeade · 22/10/2024 20:46

Can't believe I wasted 5 mins reading this crock of shit

Laiste · 22/10/2024 21:30

Damnloginpopup · 21/10/2024 17:53

Oh yeah, now I have your interest...anyone still play the game?

Oh FFS

That was low OP

Bernardo1 · 22/10/2024 21:52

Having scrolled through first couple of pages, I've no idea what this is all about, and frankly I'm no longer bothered!

Tinytigertail · 22/10/2024 22:00

Latenightreader · 21/10/2024 15:23

Have you tried penguin bollards?

GrinGrin

Damnloginpopup · 23/10/2024 07:15

Game0fCrones · 22/10/2024 18:47

This is a perfect example of the decline and current sorry state of discourse on Mumsnet.

I think that you will find that this harks back to the earlier days of Mumsnet rather than being a decline in the current state; some of us have been here a very long time you know, when naice ham, pom bears and cutted up pears were a thing....

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Damnloginpopup · 23/10/2024 07:16

Laiste · 22/10/2024 21:30

Oh FFS

That was low OP

Yeah. But you've just beaten me after two days 😁

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