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Inverted / V bum

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Chattenoire · 20/10/2024 13:22

Posting here for traffic. I just realised I have a V/ inverted bum. I have enough projection so it looks ok with clothes on, but in underwear it's a completely different story. Has anybody been able to fix it?

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LeopardPrintIsANeutraI · 20/10/2024 13:23

I think you probably don't need to worry about it.

IKnowYouKnowww · 20/10/2024 13:25

I have an S bum , now there's a real problem

Melania90 · 20/10/2024 13:26

Gym, gym, gym. And protein. You’ll grow those glutes in n no time ☺️

OttersAreMySpiritAnimal · 20/10/2024 13:27

Fix it implies you think it needs mending or improving. Is that what you think? Body's are all different shapes and sizes, none need fixing.

ObtuseMoose · 20/10/2024 13:32

If it can do everything an arse is supposed to do then I think you need to stop thinking about it.

VimesandhisCardboardBoots · 20/10/2024 13:41

Why is that an issue that needs fixing?

Chattenoire · 20/10/2024 15:10

VimesandhisCardboardBoots · 20/10/2024 13:41

Why is that an issue that needs fixing?

Because it's not very aesthetically pleasing. I'd rather it looked like a capital D rather than a P

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SquatWeightaMinute · 20/10/2024 15:15

Hip thrusts, split squats, kick backs and hip abduction will grow you glutes, lots of protein, you have to feed the booty!

TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 20/10/2024 15:18

What fresh hell is this? Christ years ago all women had to worry about was if they were fat and if their tits were too big/small/saggy. Now I’m expected to worry about what shape my arse is?

Neveranynamesleft · 20/10/2024 15:20

Why cant people just accept themselves as they are and stop worrying what other people think ?? Media has a lot to answer for.

Shiningout · 20/10/2024 15:21

I do too and a lot of it is genetics. It's OK people saying gym and protein etc but for a lot of people you'll never get that rounded shape because it's just not possible unless you have surgery or something like that. It sucks. I don't want a big arse but a bit of a rounded shape would be nice 😂

ISeriouslyDoubtIt · 20/10/2024 15:25

TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 20/10/2024 15:18

What fresh hell is this? Christ years ago all women had to worry about was if they were fat and if their tits were too big/small/saggy. Now I’m expected to worry about what shape my arse is?

This in spades. I've got no idea what a v bum is anyway. The fact is no one else in the world gives a toss what shape your bum is. It's a passing fad, when I was young it was all the rage not to have a big bum, now it seems every young woman wants a disproportionately huge arse. It will change again I'm sure.

JoJothegerbil · 20/10/2024 15:26

What on earth is a v bum?

verycloakanddaggers · 20/10/2024 15:28

I'd rather it looked like a capital D rather than a P

I don't understand what this means. I don't know what a v bum is either.

TheFreaksShallInheritTheEarth · 20/10/2024 15:29

I’ve no idea what this means either, but I doubt it’s worth bothering about too much.

LostOnTheWayToManderley · 20/10/2024 15:29

Never mind parking threads, this post needs a diagram.

LightSpeeds · 20/10/2024 15:30

LostOnTheWayToManderley · 20/10/2024 15:29

Never mind parking threads, this post needs a diagram.

^This. We need a diagram of all these bums.

No idea what a V bum is either...

Chattenoire · 20/10/2024 15:34

There!

Inverted  / V bum
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MysteriousUsername · 20/10/2024 15:36

How often do you spend looking at your bum to know it's not aesthetically pleasing?

Who are you trying to please with your bum?

What even is a V, D or B bum?

I have a bum. It's big, because I am big. I have no idea what it looks like generally. I don't care what other people thing of my fat arse. I'm quite sure most people don't even think of it, like I don't think of others arses.

LostOnTheWayToManderley · 20/10/2024 15:37

Thanks! Who knew?!

At least that post you screenshot tells you workouts, if you’re that arsed (lol).

Personally I’m still filing this in the ‘not worth thinking about’ bin.

Notimeforaname · 20/10/2024 15:37

Had to Google out of curiosity. Here's a list of arse shapes from Google...

Inverted  / V bum
Borris · 20/10/2024 15:39

I think they all need to stand in the same pose to be able to evaluate properly

DniHnly · 20/10/2024 15:40

A V bum is because of hip dips. You can get these filled OP but proceed with caution as it looks a bit grim.

blacksax · 20/10/2024 15:45

Why do people want to have a fat arse these days?

A "Does my bum look big in this?"
B (cautiously so as not to cause offence) "Erm...... yes"
A "HOORAY!!!"
B Confused

I don't get it.

Chattenoire · 20/10/2024 15:49

blacksax · 20/10/2024 15:45

Why do people want to have a fat arse these days?

A "Does my bum look big in this?"
B (cautiously so as not to cause offence) "Erm...... yes"
A "HOORAY!!!"
B Confused

I don't get it.

It's not about having a fat butt, it's the shape. Shape and size aren't the same thing.

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