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Tonight’s the night

377 replies

Shmambles · 28/09/2024 12:59

DD has to gone off for a sleepover and now I have five hours to wait for my nice new man to come for dinner and a sleepover of our own. First time we’ll have DTD (assuming we do) after three dates over the course of six weeks. I’m excited and a bit nervous!

What shall I do to pass the time? I’m thinking… a bit of meal prep, nice bath, maybe a preparatory glass of wine in a couple of hours. I have the dress chosen and out of the wardrobe. It’s a long time to wait!

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DillDanding · 28/09/2024 17:50

lol at the first 2 comments on here.

Hope you have a lovely night.

Isittoolatea · 28/09/2024 17:51

Psychoticbreak · 28/09/2024 14:45

Some of the replies will keep me entertained endlessly for days.

OP have a great time, do have that wine and have the ride of your life - two if possible as I havent had one in a while myself!

Wine or the other thing?

MildredSauce · 28/09/2024 17:52

TakeMeDancing · 28/09/2024 17:35

I know! I haven’t had sex with a new partner since 2002.

There is nothing as exciting and full of possibility than New Sex with a Lovely Person

Ok so, 5 minutes after you may be thinking "WTF" but, until then? Golden (with no showers)

Words · 28/09/2024 17:53

You're so funny OP.
Have a great evening!

Psychoticbreak · 28/09/2024 17:55

Isittoolatea · 28/09/2024 17:51

Wine or the other thing?

The other thing! I am working on it though but I shall await the OP's review of last night in the interim.

Closetome · 28/09/2024 17:55

Augustus40 · 28/09/2024 13:11

I very much doubt most hook ups lead to theft. This must happen once in a blue moon

Me either however this did used to cross my mind when I used dating apps and random men I’d been talking to for 10 seconds would ask if I wanted to come round. I used to reply and say “have you got absolutely no stranger awareness, I could nick your telly for all you know”

Isittoolatea · 28/09/2024 17:55

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😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

AnnoyedAsAllHeck · 28/09/2024 17:55

Shmambles · 28/09/2024 17:34

Right. He’s here in a bit so I will sign off for now.

Into the unknown we go…

The willy is at the back, right? Just checking.

Wow! There is more than I thought different between our countries! 😆😆

"Free Willy" might be a good movie to watch if his isn't freed tonight......

NahNotHavingIt · 28/09/2024 17:58

I've enjoyed this thread so much OP, you deserve a wonderful night 🤣🤣

As for the first two replies, I cringed so hard I nearly turned inside out!

WearyAuldWumman · 28/09/2024 17:59

Shmambles · 28/09/2024 13:55

Having a pair of scissors on standby is a great idea both for those who think he’ll bring me flowers and those who think he’ll try to rob me.

I was thinking for getting out of the ropes.

WearyAuldWumman · 28/09/2024 18:01

Buildingthefuture · 28/09/2024 14:43

Exciting! I hope you have a fabulous evening op! I would ensue hair removed from appropriate areas, change bed sheets, make sure not to be wearing my most massive knickers, clean up generally, but bathroom in particular and probably light some scented candles.

Unless it's Hugh Grant, in which case - wear the massive knickers.

Isittoolatea · 28/09/2024 18:03

MildredSauce · 28/09/2024 17:20

Whether you settle for an insanely good old fashioned snogfest or you work your way through the Kama Sutra, have a wonderful evening @Shmambles 🤗

You do realise that 87346563 mumsnetters are living vicariously through you this evening? We've got our boring blokes, hairy ankles, strictly and a pizza while you are living the dream. No pressure! 🤣

Wow your other half is one lucky man if all you’ve got hairy is ankles !

Normallynumb · 28/09/2024 18:07

What a lovely post
I hope you have a brilliant night!

HanaLeigh · 28/09/2024 18:08

CrystalTaliefero · 28/09/2024 13:22

Definitely do a last tidy up/clean then go out to dispell the anxiety and fretting!

I went to my now partner's house and had sex on our first date. Still together and very happy six years down the line!

Hope you have an amazing time.

Yes, but did you steal his valuables?😂

Didhe · 28/09/2024 18:10

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theresabluebirdinmyheart · 28/09/2024 18:15

Alicana · 28/09/2024 13:39

What?! Where are you finding all these men who want to do that to you?!! I would definitely reassess your dating apps!!

You find them everywhere sadly.

theresabluebirdinmyheart · 28/09/2024 18:16

Double posted by mistake

MildredSauce · 28/09/2024 18:16

Isittoolatea · 28/09/2024 18:03

Wow your other half is one lucky man if all you’ve got hairy is ankles !

Trust me, there is not enough Immac in the world.

In fact, that's how long it's been . The stuff's not even called that anymore, it it???

BirthdayRainbow · 28/09/2024 18:16

Isittoolatea · 28/09/2024 17:47

Awwwwww.
Im ok thank you BirthdayRainbow.
How are you today?xx

I got paperwork for my new house which has panicked me a bit but I have a crack team of friends who are helping me out. Fingers crossed it will all be okay.

LunaNorth · 28/09/2024 18:17

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Worth it.

McBuckers · 28/09/2024 18:18

Please update your thread tomorrow @Shmambles!

Isittoolatea · 28/09/2024 18:19

MildredSauce · 28/09/2024 18:16

Trust me, there is not enough Immac in the world.

In fact, that's how long it's been . The stuff's not even called that anymore, it it???

I’ve just had to google what immac is and it’s not called ‘Veet’ I then came across this .
Not sure what’s worse the name of the website or the actual product??

Tonight’s the night
JudgeJ · 28/09/2024 18:19

Shmambles · 28/09/2024 17:17

I plan to provocatively shovel tagine down my gob and then do an erotic dance to the stylings of Gareth Gates.

I don’t need anyone’s help.

If it's tagine then a belly dance would be appropriate.

DramaAlpaca · 28/09/2024 18:20

Loving this thread, so funny.

Enjoy yourself, OP.

Isittoolatea · 28/09/2024 18:21

BirthdayRainbow · 28/09/2024 18:16

I got paperwork for my new house which has panicked me a bit but I have a crack team of friends who are helping me out. Fingers crossed it will all be okay.

It will be ok BirthdayRainbow.
I promise you .
Your going to be so happy in your new home
xx