Tonight’s the night

[Shmambles]

DD has to gone off for a sleepover and now I have five hours to wait for my nice new man to come for dinner and a sleepover of our own. First time we’ll have DTD (assuming we do) after three dates over the course of six weeks. I’m excited and a bit nervous!

What shall I do to pass the time? I’m thinking… a bit of meal prep, nice bath, maybe a preparatory glass of wine in a couple of hours. I have the dress chosen and out of the wardrobe. It’s a long time to wait!

You don’t need breakfast on standby

oh dear....is there anyone yet not suggesting what techniques you are going to use to turn him on, all that with graphic detail

Have fun @Shmambles

Good luck getting through the evening without descending into a fit of giggles thinking about some of the comments on here! 😂

Apologies for being a Very Bad Person (not least to the author of the other thread - I sympathise, DP is claustrophobic too), but: There is a trending thread entitled "Couldn't even last 10 seconds, I freaked out" and I thought for a moment that it was the OP reporting that the date had happened and ... ended prematurely.

29 years ago DH jumped my bones after 4 dates, he never left 😂. 4 children later his expectations of breakfast and anything being shaved are zero.

Have a lovely date OP, keep the scissors at the ready and I’m glad you’ve hidden the jewellery! MN is batshit at times.

Me neither, unless he is Richard Geer looking just like in Pretty woman

Have fun, OP! 😉💋

I have 3 children and met someone 3 weeks in at my house. We’ll have been together 4 years next month.

I hope you have a wonderful evening!

Love this.

The word boyfriend means nothing anymore. In my time and my country someone was your boyfriend when he seriously asked you to be together; these things here now are all a meddle of sex, meet ups, call them partners, ah no, just a man she saw, he came, she went, she is not sure is it dating or just sex - hotchpotch

I plan to provocatively shovel tagine down my gob and then do an erotic dance to the stylings of Gareth Gates.

I don’t need anyone’s help.

you do, that is the whole thread all about. Apparently you do not know how to even prepare to meet a man. Do you know what sex is also

Whether you settle for an insanely good old fashioned snogfest or you work your way through the Kama Sutra, have a wonderful evening @Shmambles 🤗

You do realise that 87346563 mumsnetters are living vicariously through you this evening? We've got our boring blokes, hairy ankles, strictly and a pizza while you are living the dream. No pressure! 🤣

This. Just off to do my minge and pits in solidarity.

I hope you have a great, non awkward evening. I'm envious!

Thanks @Shmambles just spat my wine over the keyboard. 😂

I have a date at my boyfriend's tonight. I am starting the prep too shortly OP. He's cooking for me though. To be honest we will probably have sex as soon as I arrive and then again later. Whoooop
Have a great night OP

Right. He’s here in a bit so I will sign off for now.

Into the unknown we go…

The willy is at the back, right? Just checking.

I know! I haven’t had sex with a new partner since 2002.

@Shmambles Good luck - really hope it goes well.

DP aside - I think it's usually on the forehead 😂

Oh, stick a fork in me, I'm done! 😆😆😆

You have a great sense of humor. That makes him a lucky man!

I hope you remembered to count the silver, china, crystal and towels and hide your undies. Trying to think of more "preventative measures" but too busy 😆to think of them.

This has warmed my heart. 😉

How are you doing?

Good luck OP! Hopes he turns out to be a gem for you!

If you can sneak back later, then the code word we are looking for is "the valuables are in the deposit box"

You're orgasming for ALL of us @Shmambles !

Awwwwww.
Im ok thank you BirthdayRainbow.
How are you today?xx