Tonight’s the night

[Shmambles]

DD has to gone off for a sleepover and now I have five hours to wait for my nice new man to come for dinner and a sleepover of our own. First time we’ll have DTD (assuming we do) after three dates over the course of six weeks. I’m excited and a bit nervous!

What shall I do to pass the time? I’m thinking… a bit of meal prep, nice bath, maybe a preparatory glass of wine in a couple of hours. I have the dress chosen and out of the wardrobe. It’s a long time to wait!

Well I quite get the idea of a glass of wine to chill - just make sure you're not a slobbering idiot before he gets there!!!

Maybe a chamomile tea instead!!

(me - I'd likely be hitting the gin......have fun!!!)

Bet she won’t be able to look at the meatballs she’s eating in same way again .

Be yourself, he obviously likes who you are. Enjoy and have fun. I imagine it must be quite nerve wracking though!

Personally if you’re going to have sex I’d say do it before, not after dinner

Would people really whip out a vibrator on the first night with a new man?

I must be an awful prude but I'm really surprised by that!

That's about enough for one side of top thigh...

I would, but then I tend to wait months if not years before doing the deed with someone (no judgement, just the way I am) so I’ve always known them very well.

And let’s face it, he might as well know what you’re into from the off!

Having a vibe on the bedstand next to you makes the competitive little darlings just try a little harder, I find....

Have you got stuff in for breakfast? 🥰

Oh here's to plenty of wild sex 😁 some are just jealous because they're batch cooking their chicken leg for the week, reading a book and drinking alone while eating crusty bread.

Have fun

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Awww the first shag or making love

Blondes swoons

Have a fab time

And glad valuables are at your mums

Now

Does she know what you are up to tonight 😂😂

I’m definitely jealous !
But I’m drinking a cup of tea and eating some go ahead and debating whether to get the washing in

You are having physical relations with a man out of wedlock?
(clutches MN pearls, fans oneself dramatically)

Have you even bleached the sink/toilet/your anus?

Have you even batch-cooked the weekly chicken?

Alternatively, have a glass of wine, pick a playlist, enjoy your evening OP.

At least she won't be burdened with polishing the trophies...

Thought I’d share funny sex related sorry whilst we are waiting for update :
A beautiful blonde goes to her local
pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet..
As she looks about the store, she
notices a box FULL of frogs.
The sign says:
'SEX FROGS'
Only $20 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see
if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the
counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As the man packages the frog, he
quietly says to her, 'Just follow the
instructions!'
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and
is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her
apartment, she opens the instructions
and reads them very carefully. She
does EXACTLY what is specified:
1.. Take a shower.

1. Splash on some nice perfume.
2. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
3. Crawl into bed and place the frog

down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.' So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!' The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says: 'LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!'

Have you even bleached the sink/toilet/your anus?

🤣🤣
Turn your Rolo into a Polo 😉

Have a great night OP. I'm far too lazy to bother with all that these days, dp is lucky if he gets any once a month. But I'm definitely invested in your evening!

Friend of mine works with young colleagues. One of them met a man at Waitrose in Cirencester. She thought he was nice and that it was going well when he asked her how she felt about spanking. Apparently he had a variety of different sized paddles and wanted a partner who would hit him with them. He also wanted her to be okay with nipple clamps. She said no thanks and left

Dunno why people get so freaked out about spanking 😅

I quite like spanking on my terms!

Once a new boyfriend asked me to slap his face when we had sex and then talked about his ex and how she was possessive over nipple clamps, eg not using same ones with another partner. Yes, I ran from that one.

Someone I met online and had a few dates with a few years later we ended up messaging again. His dealbreaker, he had to be fucked up the arse by a dildo or strap on dildo. He said this had ended his short marriage and not many women were up for this. No shit Sherlock.

In a situation where you've got to know each other a bit and you're both okay with it then absolutely. Ten minutes into a conversation with a complete stranger then no. If a man is comfortable with throwing that out there on a first date what else is going to be wanted.

The thread has gone quiet...

It reminds me of the moon landings, which the old folks here will remember watching on TV as kids. In particular, the bit when the tiny remaining bit of the spaceship that was bringing the astronauts back to earth would re-enter the earth's atmosphere, and James Burke would tell us how hot the heat shield would get, and how if it was 2 degrees off everything would be burned to a crisp. And there was a period of about 4 minutes during which no communication was possible, and we would all look at each other and wonder if we were going to hear "Houston, all is well" and see the tiny little spaceship suspended from parachutes.

Anyway, good luck OP!

Just laughed so hard at that my ds gave me the 🙄 look.

"Mum could you please look after the family diamonds in case my shag tonight fancies running off with them" 😂😂