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What's on your coffee table?

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CrystalTaliefero · 28/09/2024 12:59

I find these types of threads really interesting! A coffee table is, to me, a really "grown up" piece of furniture. Felt like my house was more of a home when I got one. My living room is probably too small for one really, at least one the size I have, but I love it and find it immensely useful for storage. I got it for about £20 at a second hand furniture place.

On mine I have 4 plants, a candle, a bowl with bits of wood, pine cones etc that we have picked up on walks, 4 coasters, an (empty) small vase, an (empty) decorative plant pot in the shape of a bum, TV remote, my glasses case, a hairband, decorative cauldron and pen pot. Some of those things should not be there but I probably won't get round to tidying it yet. I feel like it's a bit cluttered, even without the things that shouldn't be there.

Tell me about your coffee table!

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Marveladdict · 28/09/2024 15:20

A Thomas the tank engine track and toddlers drink - usually has more toy cars on it

What's on your coffee table?
MrNarwhal · 28/09/2024 15:20

K0OLA1D · 28/09/2024 13:06

I am trying to save the plant... it needed some TLC

It looks a bit grumpy doesn't it. Would you repot? I think it looks squashed

AutumnTimeForCosy24 · 28/09/2024 15:21

Turnitoffnonagain · 28/09/2024 14:55

2 coasters with coffee mugs, 1 newspaper, box tissues, I dog biscuit, 1 hair tie.

@Turnitoffnonagain

is your dog out on a walk? How else is it on the table for longer than 2 seconds??

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holiverterwist · 28/09/2024 15:22

2 coasters and some Nintendo gaming gear

Justonedayatatime11 · 28/09/2024 15:25

@Sethera, not quite, he's an f2 Savannah, you can't keep a serval or an f1 in the UK without a DWA license

Sethera · 28/09/2024 15:26

Justonedayatatime11 · 28/09/2024 15:25

@Sethera, not quite, he's an f2 Savannah, you can't keep a serval or an f1 in the UK without a DWA license

He's definitely inherited a lot from his Serval grandparent!

TheReturnOfFeathersMcGraw · 28/09/2024 15:27

5 photo frames, a vase of dead flowers that are sprouting new leaves, a pile of birthday cards I need to sort through, a tea towel and my son's school journal

I'm currently doing my thesis though so only the most essential housework is being done atm - no one has noticed how much I normally do despite me not doing it though, they cant quite understand why the house is so cluttered and dusty 🙄

Vettrianofan · 28/09/2024 15:29

Quarantesix · 28/09/2024 15:14

I don't have a coffee table.
I have a velvet pouffe for my feet, and keep my books and remotes on the sofa.

Same, don't bother with coffee tables. I do have stools from IKEA though. Perfect for putting a cup of tea on.

AutumnTimeForCosy24 · 28/09/2024 15:29

Empty coffee cup
couple of coasters
diary
a pile of old notebooks (to go through and make sensible notes from)
a bag of 'bits' (Panadol, eye drops, glasses wipes, hair band etc that goes in whichever bag I'm using)
national trust magazine that arrived tiday
Honeywell thermostat I need to repair

it varies between that & nothing.

it's in a small space between sofas, it's on castors and gets shunted around a lot. I have too much 'on the go' to have 'pretty' things on it 😔😔

K0OLA1D · 28/09/2024 15:30

Justonedayatatime11 · 28/09/2024 14:46

The cat! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Oh my gosh!

Doggymummar · 28/09/2024 15:32

Dirty coffee cup, water glass, whole nut, borders ginger biscuits. Remote, glasses, fizzy water, glass merlot, mouse, coaster glass of water

EatsQuorn · 28/09/2024 15:33

The one nearest to me at the moment is messy !

Coffee cup, tv remote , glasses case , post , 2 pens , note pad , eye drops , and water bottle .

PurBal · 28/09/2024 15:34

Two coasters, a glass of water, a packet of tissues and a conker. I have preschool age children, so this is tidy.

CrystalTaliefero · 28/09/2024 15:36

Marveladdict · 28/09/2024 15:20

A Thomas the tank engine track and toddlers drink - usually has more toy cars on it

Coffee table envy. LOVE that dark wood!

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SylvesterandTweetyPie · 28/09/2024 15:38

One very cheeky puppy

What's on your coffee table?
ThisHangryPinkBalonz · 28/09/2024 15:39

Justonedayatatime11 · 28/09/2024 14:46

The cat! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Omg gorgeous cat.

Marveladdict · 28/09/2024 15:39

SylvesterandTweetyPie · 28/09/2024 15:38

One very cheeky puppy

gorgeous pup 😍

MalcolmTuckersSwearBox · 28/09/2024 15:39

No coffee table here as big dog would just wag/nose everything off it. Lamp tables and a big footstool instead.

MalcolmTuckersSwearBox · 28/09/2024 15:40

The cat & puppy are obviously the stars of the thread

Marveladdict · 28/09/2024 15:40

CrystalTaliefero · 28/09/2024 15:36

Coffee table envy. LOVE that dark wood!

aw thanks 😊 that was an oak furnitureland purchase 10 years ago x

61here · 28/09/2024 15:53

Biscuit tin, tissues, candle, stack of dbds, water bottle and a cotton traders catalogue......I cleared it yesterday!!! Where does it come from???

Crunchymum · 28/09/2024 15:58

DC2 Homework, DC2 inhalers, 3 pack of unopened tights belonging to DC2, nail varnish remover again belonging to DC2. And a pair of trainers. Unworn and yep belong to DC2.

Me thinks DC2 needs to come and have a tidy up!!!

Thursa · 28/09/2024 16:05

4 coasters, box of hankies, candle, bowl of wrapped chocolates, TV remote and my glasses.

sangriaandsunshine · 28/09/2024 16:05

@Crunchymum is DC2 a 14yo girl perchance? I was reading this thread thinking how uncluttered my coffee table is having only sorted it last night. I then glanced across at it and realised DD must have been in there for a while this morning when I was out

SnowflakeSmasher86 · 28/09/2024 16:05

2 Coasters (one for tea one for water)

2 Discarded hair ties and a hair scarf

3 Remotes - TV, sound bar, Firestick

Sudafed
Sudafed nose spray
Cocodamol tablets (I have COVID)

A home ECG monitor (I have chest pains)

Cat hair roller (I have a cat who is sadly nowhere near as magnificent as the beautiful Savannah upthread, sorry SnowflakeCat!)

A catnip fish

A lighter, just for candles, I don’t smoke.

My glasses case.

Table is only about 40cm square so is pretty full up and not at all decorative, loving the sounds of all your fancy ones with gourds and hand hewn bowls!