Anti bucket list

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What is something you will never do, or have done and will never do again.

For me it’s banana boating.

I went on it once, and the strap I was holding snapped. I went flying off after one rough wave. Even though I was wearing a life jacket, it still scared the shit out of me and I refused to get back on it. I ended up going in the boat instead. My dad was pissed off with me cos he thought I was exaggerating. So he took my spot. I took great pleasure in seeing him go flying. He never apologised though

Parachute jump- did it once, was terrified, never again.
Potholing
Drinking viognier
Mirena coil
Any sort of “party” that involves a friend of a friend trying to flog you shit jewellery/smellies/whatever

Going in a lift
Eating dominos pizza
Watching a horror movie
Anything involving heights
Owning a cat

Oh… ummm I won’t ever have another one night stand.
I won’t ever buy a lottery ticket (and never have).
I won’t go on a submarine/submersible thing… or go pot holing or caving or deep sea diving.

I won’t ever give birth again either!!!

Bunjee jumping
Potholing (would chuck myself off a cliff sooner)
MLM
Cruising
Share a room with anyone outside of my house (barely manage it with DH)
Be a size 6 again - that means I am not well
Vote Conservative (never have, never will)
Visit an abattoir - been there, done that, gave me great respect for growing meat, but not a lesson I need to repeat
Eat a banana - highly allergic

Me too. Did you ever read about the Nutty Putty cave incident?

Tattoos, sky diving, bungee jumping, caving, camping, festivals, scuba diving, all inclusive.

I’m so boring but I love my home comforts.

Oh god I keep saying I want to go back and explore more of Scotland! The remote bleakness really appeals to me the older i get 😂

Spa day
Own a dog or cat
Get a tattoo

Look up Neil Moss, another horrendous caving death.
Why do they do this?

Go to faraway destinations to experience their culture.

Swim with dolphins

Wild swimming

Wear uncomfortable underwear! Big knickers all the way

City breaks. I'm a country girl.
Hot places. I like snow.
Swanky hotels, I like camping in forests.

Anal.
Illegal drugs.
Hold a spider.

Sing the National Anthem (I have sung GSTQ but will not sing GSTK)
Tattoos
High heels
Watch TV unless it's football
Read a romance novel or anything that might pass as chick-lit
Go on a cruise

Never have, never will:
Scuba dive
Spa day

Journey into the genuinely unknown. Or anywhere that requires specialist kit to stay alive and breathe, ie high mountains, or too deep under water.

I never want to jump out of anything - so no sky diving, parachuting, bungee jumping.

No ultra marathons or Ironmans or other extreme sporting challenges.

No desire to renew any vows.

No desire to build a house from scratch a la Grand Designs.

Eat anything that could be described as offal. Or snails.

Will never do the following again:

1. Go to Las Vegas (most disgusting place I have ever visited)
2. Go skiing
3. Eat in a "fine dining" restaurant
4. Go to a nightclub
5. Have any kind of physical and/or romantic relationship

Things I will never do:

1. Pay £100+ to see a band, show, etc.
2. Play golf
3. Join the Freemasons (not that they'd want me)
4. Go on a cruise
5. Buy a new (i.e. unused) car
6. Buy a new-build house
7. Own any Apple product
8. Attend a "black tie" event
9. Donate money in response to chuggers, or to any charity that uses them
10. Vote Conservative

Definitely agree with your list @Iloveadrianmole
Nor do I want to run a marathon, own a pet or return to San Francisco

😂 poor crazy golf! What happened? I've never known anyone to feel so strongly about it before!!

Camping.
Get a tattoo.
Live with another man (if the current one is not around).
Online dating.
Move to the countryside.
Go on a cruise.
Go on a coach trip.
Have a TV in my living room (never done it - never will).
Have a pet (too much responsibility and restriction).

Swim with sharks.
Bungee Jumping/jumping out of a plane.
Swim the channel.

I've thought of a few more...

Do any distance-based activity of more than 10km
Wear thong underwear
Acrylic nails
Fake tan
Push myself to do anything I hate
Buy proper fancy candles
Eat in a Michelin starred restaurant
Camp at a festival
Seek out 'must do' travel destinations