Help me think of a really good insult

[TheRozzers]

It's for a bitter, spiteful man who is being awful to someone I love.

Borderline funny / insulting would be ideal.

So far I have:

Toxic old turkey
Spiteful knob brain

TIA 🙏

Cockwomble

Cockwomble is a good one thanks. He is a brown noser so I was thinking something along the lines of bum chops

"You lettuce!" is pretty debilitating.

Shit schnozzler

Arsehole

Cock womble.

Hahaha this is a good one 😂

@TheRozzers fuckwad 😁😂

"You make it very difficult for me to underestimate you"

Best insult ever! Will defo be using this one in future!

Why waste your time tho 🤔

These are brilliant 🤩

It's very likely I will bump into him soon so I need to have the insult ready.

Wankbadger
Fuck nugget

Watch that movie on Netflix about the insulting anonymous letters.

You are as welcome as a fart in a lift.

Yep , I am stealing this too !

Fuckwit.

Something to make him feel weak, stupid and inferior:

• limp, wet cabbage

• "you excude small dick energy"

Knob rash

I knew I could count on Mumsnet. Brilliant suggestions. It's like you know him 😂

But how is that going to stop him behaving badly to your loved one? Is he going to have the faintest idea what any of this is about, if some woman walks up to him on the street or at a party and says ‘Cockwomble!’?

Give him a gift...

Skip rat - but maybe that’s too feminine for a male insult.

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