Help me think of a really good insult

[TheRozzers]

It's for a bitter, spiteful man who is being awful to someone I love.

Borderline funny / insulting would be ideal.

So far I have:

Toxic old turkey
Spiteful knob brain

TIA 🙏

Scrofulous knuckle dragging arse pipe

Arsewipe

"God you're as relevant as Liz Truss"

I seem to recall a lyric from my childhood ( Yorkshire) that described someone as a great useless spawny eyed parrot faced wazzock

Seems pretty damning!

the best insults are targetted at the subjects specific weaknesses.

Generally words that are usually deployed towards children are good as it echos the shame of childhood.

Poor diluted fool.... from another mn thread today!

Knobcheese

Bunglecunt or wankspangle.

A rickety old bastard with a rusty knob.

"If pigs could fly you would be Wing Commander".

You're a bitter, spiteful wanker Derek, you know that don't you?

‘Diluted’ could definitely be insult but I wonder if that is autocorrect for ‘deluded’?

Actually, I think I prefer diluted.

Men only really care about their dick so something about that.
Like
Why don't you fuck off and take your small dick energy with you.

Ahhhahahhh love it!

These are so excellent!!

His specific weaknesses are:

• coward
• misogynist
• gossip
• spiteful
• jealous / bitter

"You gret useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock."

Do you have to practice at being such a spiteful, misogynistic coward or does it come naturally?

Turkey dick

I hope you have the day you deserve.

May your next shit be a hedgehog.

"regurgitated cum bubble".

What an inadequate waste of skin you really are... or any play on inadequate really, it stings most when it's true 🙂

Bug fucker.
Needle dick.

You're a limp-dicked fuckwit who wouldn't recognise a vagina if one sat on your face, it's no wonder you're so bitter.

Dickface , gimp, have a day off, small man syndrome (if he is short this will hurt him).

You long streak of paralysed piss