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Help me think of a really good insult

89 replies

TheRozzers · 15/08/2024 19:22

It's for a bitter, spiteful man who is being awful to someone I love.

Borderline funny / insulting would be ideal.

So far I have:

Toxic old turkey
Spiteful knob brain

TIA 🙏

OP posts:
QueenBitch666 · 15/08/2024 22:47

Scrofulous knuckle dragging arse pipe

Cattery · 15/08/2024 22:49

Arsewipe

LaurieFairyCake · 15/08/2024 22:53

"God you're as relevant as Liz Truss"

wizzler · 15/08/2024 22:54

I seem to recall a lyric from my childhood ( Yorkshire) that described someone as a great useless spawny eyed parrot faced wazzock

Seems pretty damning!

sunnywithmeatbols · 15/08/2024 22:56

the best insults are targetted at the subjects specific weaknesses.

Generally words that are usually deployed towards children are good as it echos the shame of childhood.

DoreenonTill8 · 15/08/2024 22:57

Poor diluted fool.... from another mn thread today!

Avatartar · 15/08/2024 22:58

Knobcheese

Trinity69 · 15/08/2024 23:00

Bunglecunt or wankspangle.

UnpropitiousNightmares · 15/08/2024 23:12

A rickety old bastard with a rusty knob.

MrsMoastyToasty · 15/08/2024 23:13

"If pigs could fly you would be Wing Commander".

StirlingMallory · 15/08/2024 23:15

You're a bitter, spiteful wanker Derek, you know that don't you?

DifficultBloodyWoman · 15/08/2024 23:16

DoreenonTill8 · 15/08/2024 22:57

Poor diluted fool.... from another mn thread today!

‘Diluted’ could definitely be insult but I wonder if that is autocorrect for ‘deluded’?

Actually, I think I prefer diluted.

AhBiscuits · 15/08/2024 23:16

Men only really care about their dick so something about that.
Like
Why don't you fuck off and take your small dick energy with you.

BlueberryPancake123 · 15/08/2024 23:18

LizTruss · 15/08/2024 19:28

"You lettuce!" is pretty debilitating.

Ahhhahahhh love it!

TheRozzers · 15/08/2024 23:28

These are so excellent!!

His specific weaknesses are:

  • coward
  • misogynist
  • gossip
  • spiteful
  • jealous / bitter
OP posts:
MrsMoastyToasty · 15/08/2024 23:31

"You gret useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock."

invisiblecat · 15/08/2024 23:32

Do you have to practice at being such a spiteful, misogynistic coward or does it come naturally?

terracottafarm · 15/08/2024 23:33

Turkey dick

Shutupandsitdown · 15/08/2024 23:34

I hope you have the day you deserve.

May your next shit be a hedgehog.

OverthinkingRogue · 15/08/2024 23:35

"regurgitated cum bubble".

Raquelos · 15/08/2024 23:36

What an inadequate waste of skin you really are... or any play on inadequate really, it stings most when it's true 🙂

MrsMoastyToasty · 15/08/2024 23:36

Bug fucker.
Needle dick.

Sparrowball · 15/08/2024 23:39

You're a limp-dicked fuckwit who wouldn't recognise a vagina if one sat on your face, it's no wonder you're so bitter.

Jodie782 · 16/08/2024 09:19

TheRozzers · 15/08/2024 19:22

It's for a bitter, spiteful man who is being awful to someone I love.

Borderline funny / insulting would be ideal.

So far I have:

Toxic old turkey
Spiteful knob brain

TIA 🙏

Dickface , gimp, have a day off, small man syndrome (if he is short this will hurt him).

Cattery · 16/08/2024 09:53

You long streak of paralysed piss