Courtesy of Wm Shakespeare:
“A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”
“You starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!”
“I scorn you, scurvy companion. “
“The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.”
“Thou art a boil, a plague sore”
“Like the toad; ugly and venomous.”
“Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!”
“Thou lump of foul deformity”
“That poisonous bunch-back’d toad!”
“You poor, base, rascally, cheating lack-linen mate! “
“You have such a February face, So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness.”
I do like that February one 😄