What phrases/sayings would nobody ever hear you say?

[hello33sunshine]

""Busy making memories" and "I tested positive for Covid".
Both sayings give me the biggest ick 🙈.

The first one is currently making me want to deactivate all my social media until everyone is finished "making memories" this summer holidays 😬😬😬

The Covid one, why do people say it like that? You'd never hear someone say "I tested positive for pregnancy".... whyyyyyy!!!!

Does anyone else have sayings that just really irritate them 🙈

"As a mother..." absolutely hate that expression, as though with being a mum there is some added gravitas to the comment. And before anyone starts, I am a mum!

At the end of the day...
I'm not being funny but....

🤭

Hubby

Famalam - anyone using that phrase should be shot

'It's only an animal'

Anything that says the opposite of what they mean
That's shit > that's good
That's sick > that's good
He's A bad ass > he is good

Just say what you mean !

My bad

I hate any office ‘slang’.

Circle back, low hanging fruit, think outside the box, bandwidth, synergy… why can’t we speak normally!!!

I saw your title and came on to say "making memories" 🤢🤢🤢 it makes my tongue itch!

We are pregnant. No you bloody well aren’t are you?

Or describing someone as a animal when they mean hooligan

loropianolover what is low hanging fruit?

To the moon and back

Most of these

Plus you will never hear me call someone 'hun' or sign off a message with it. Makes me want to harm myself

Easy things to achieve in your business/organisation

Oh my God.
Suppose because I'm religious..
My Dad hated it also.
I do say Oh my gosh instead.
The C word and the T word ..
Won't say those at all.

Kids - unless you gave birth to goats.

Not one you hear these days but: BAME

whoever thought it was a good idea to come up with this handy acronym for the vast majority of the global population, lumping them all together as one was not really thinking at all!

I'm a ....."for my sins" NO!!!

You need to get out more, maybe read a book or something .There is literally nothing wrong with "I tested positive for COVID"🤷‍♀️

Let's touch base.

Why?!?!

I second this. I hate it

Picky bits.
As in “I’ll just bring a whole load of picky bits”
No thanks.